Old Npcs 4/5
This is a great game and all but it needs the old npcs like bigge, Jsjoo, etc. Please add them back instead of the new ones. It just seems more fitting for this game
Too Addicting 5/5
This game is too addicting because one time i stayed up 123,456,789 hours playing this game without sleeping. Just kidding, but this game is really cool and my favorite thing to do in Goat Simulator is go up the elevator to the top of the roller coaster where you get on, and then get in a train and stick my tongue to the seat/floor and ride the roller coaster because you like fly everywhere and it’s really funny. Overall, this game is absolutely great and the best goat game ever made in my opinion, great graphics and everything, love it.
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! 5/5
By Coffee stain jr
This is the best I always play it after school except sometimes the game just stops and I'm back at home on the screen otherwise I ❤️ it
By JECK FORRESTONN
This game is awesome 😎. PLZ MAKE AN UPDATE!!!!!
And also add the angel goat please❤️👍
Great game! Just maybe you can add... 4/5
Me and my brother love this game! Just the one problem me and my brother have is that we want to play in the same worlds together. Can you please make a update where you can add people to you server with you? *all the goat simulators*
HILARIOUS 😂 By. 👁 ❤️ funny 5/5
This is THY most HILARIOUSLY RIDICULOUS game I have EVER played! There are about a BILLION bugs and at least HALF of those bugs are what make it FUNNY! NO ONE and I mean NO ONE has ever been introduced to such a game before and I’ll bet you money on THAT! I get stuck in the ground and it’s actually FUN to try to finagle my way out! And I don’t think it takes a genius to figure out who created this game! THE CHILDREN OF HUMOR! Who wouldn’t sell rag dolls in vending machines I mean COME ON PEPES! Keep it up guys your on the path of your COMEDY CAREER
I love this game, but I have a suggestion 5/5
To Coffee Stain Studios, I love this game you made. I love all the hard work you put into the goat simulator games. I play the goat simulator games games on Xbox and iPad. Which brings me to my next point. My favorite part of the game is playing in co-op.
So it would be cool if you added an online option of on iPad and Xbox, so I can play goat simulator with my friends online on Xbox and I can also play with my sister on our iPads when the TV is in use. Thank you for this awesome game, it has really brought me and my sister together.
So thank you for this awesome and wacky game and I can't wait for what the future beholds for this game. Keep up the good work.
Goat to have it 5/5
This game is glitchy, but super fun and I can’t stop playing it. I hope that they come up with updates fast.
I need to join!!! 5/5
By Trey tyce and vince
Ok THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST GAMES EVER. But I cannot join in the game. U need to add that as a feature because it would get a lot more people to buy it and be a lot more fun.
This game 2/5
By Henry 1098
This game was not my thing
I didn’t like the clumsy ness
Goat simulator 5/5
"The best game in the United States"
GS 4 Life 5/5
I love this game a lot! It’s funny and a little laggy, but I look over it. Please fix the bugs as soon as possible
So Fun but.... 5/5
By goat lova
Great game but I wish there was way more goats way to easy beat this game in a day!!!
Problem D: 5/5
I love this game and all, but IT WOULDNT LET ME GO ON THE FERRIS WHEEL D: WHEN I GOT ON IT GLITCHED ME OFF D:
Go home 1/5
This is too creepy... 3/5
I’m only writing this because on my Xbox on goat simulator something creepy happend. Me and my brother were just playing for a while until both of our screans started getting blurry. Then we came across it. It was a red unside down star. We saw the red goat inside the star. We thought it was the devil because it was red and was an upside down star. This was found in a dark cave. Every thing else was fine but this. I am not happy about this devil stuff. Pls try to fix this. Take it out of the game and try to talk to the other creators if they might of added this.
Not worth getting 1/5
By Coin pillow
Don’t buy this on mobile it lacks a lot of content
Fun and destruction! 5/5
By I love🐥
This game is ridiculous, yet entertaining. I find that running around, exploding things, getting blasted across the map and just plain destroying things is very fun and awesome to do, I was lucky enough to get the Goat simulator when it was free and I think it’s a amazing game! Even though there is the bugs in it, like crashing at random moments, getting glitched into something and the lag, but otherwise I can live with that. I don’t need the other Goat simulators, this one is just fine. 👍 It’s worth getting if you like ridiculous things like a goat that rampages in a city causing destruction.
LOST EVERYTHING 5/5
Hi i have every single goat simulator and i lost all my stuff on everyone plz fix this your im never playing again or at least give me my money back
I'm so bored well I kind of am not 5/5
OK here I'm gonna tell you what I mean I mean that I'm bored and I wish I could tell all those haters that this game is crazy epic so that's what I meant coffee stain studios peace out✌️
Greatest Time Waster Ever!! 5/5
Ok this is not just going for this one game it is going for the whole Goat Simulator series thus far! So boy do I love these games, they are great time wasters for if you are on a plane or a just bored! It is just so fun to cause havoc to the different places such as Space, Goatville, Goat City Bay, an Apocalyptic Island City filled with zombies, a Fantasy themed land and so many more! This has also given me many good laughs at the funny glitches and Easter eggs Goat Sim is the only game glitches are a good thing! So I would highly recommend getting all five games and I hope Coffee Stain Studios keeps making them! Anyways I love all these games so much!!!
Just one problem 4/5
This game is really fun and funny but there’s one problem: THERES NO MULTIPLAYER
Goat sim gets pretty boring and lonely without anyone to play with. I totally want you to get this game but coffee stain, can you please add multiplayer to this game?
BEST FREAKIN GAME EVER 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 5/5
By Em'n'Em 17
I love this game. It’s soooo much fun. I love the different types of goats that you can get, and the maps are so much fun.
If/when you make another game, I have a suggestion. I am a huge American football fan, and my favorite team is the New England Patriots. One of their players, Tom Brady, is called the G.O.A.T, for Greatest Of All Time. I was thinking maybe you could add him, as a goat, to a game. Maybe don’t make fun of him in it, I know you made fun of Donald Trump and it was HILARIOUS but Tom doesn’t deserve that. Thanks!
🐐 🐐 🐐
Loved and always loved 5/5
This on one of the funniest game and crazy game for me.Some people love it too, but the only thing I don’t like about the game is that is hard to get goats and I don’t mind.Im not asking for any changes,but the game is just creative and fun :D
I love the game but... 5/5
By Lexi Pelland Watkins
I love jet pack goat 🐐 but I wish I could control where I’m flying. That would be cool 😎 and awesome 👏. So hope you read this and make it so that you can control where your flying.😉
It’s Good but.... 4/5
There should be an option to make your own world or map like you can design and build houses or make your own challenges and posted it on a leader board of the best maps on the game.
Pretty annoying bug >:( 1/5
My game keeps crashing for no reason whatsoever!!! PLZ FIX THUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay but needs some work 3/5
I like the game but it needs some work on a lot of things like some bugs that destroy the game.
AWESOME, But a suggestion 5/5
This game lets out my laughs! A few things though, please let game center members be able to play with their friends, and also add more houses you can go into! That would make me SUPER happy!!! But still, a five star game!!! ^_^
Goat Simulator 2!?! 5/5
This game and its expansions are awesome.
Bring Goat Simulator 2 to life!
Where is Goat Simulator 2?
Pre-Order Goat Simulator 2!
BEST SIMULATOR GAME 5/5
I Never Played Goat Simulator until i saw it on the App Store and I saw that Bundle of All 5 Goat Simulators Including the Original Goat Simulator. I bought the Bundle because I had the money and IT IS FUN. All 5 Goat Simulators Are AMAZING and i was glad i got the Bundle because All 5 Goat Simulators cost more than 7.99$ and When i saw this Bundle it was worth All 7.99$. The Thing i wish for is a New Goat Simulator Game Because more games, MORE FUN. If you will not make another Goat Simulator, It’s ok because the 5 Goat Simulators you have made is still GREAT. Keep up the Good Work and Funniest they Contain. 🐐🐐🐐
Garbage and pointless, you would have to be high to play! 1/5
What a stupid stupid and pointless game, this thing is clumsy, useless, boring and just plain annoying, deleted immediately. These people must be in drugs to create a crap game such as this! You would have to be high to play this garbage!
Can you make the next one like a fnaf version please👍🏻
Goat Pack Awful. 1/5
I bought a this original game for $5, right? I then spent $3 on the pack. So I spent $9 total along with a $1 tax. I had $25 dollars and now O have $16 from buying Goat Simulator itself and a pack. But the reason why I’m complaining is that when I bought the pack, I got all of the apps. But, I deleted some because it took up my space. But then a day later, I wanted to install the apps back but it says I have to buy the apps again. But, it says that I already purchased the pack but it says that I have to pay for the apps. Without the original Goat Simulator, I wasted $4 for nothing. I’m just a kid and I always wished for Goat Simulator for Christmas. But, it’s just seems I got ripped of $4 dollars for the pack that I bought but says I didn’t buy. Disappointing. Even more disappointing when this is coming from a kid who isn’t close to being a teen yet.
Great game but I have a bug to report 5/5
(Spoilers ahead) There is a bug with the hitchhiker goat where the whale doesn’t fall out of the sky. Other than that, great game
Amazing ⭐️! 5/5
This game is sooo awesome! The creators were right, this game is is kinda stupid. But it’s worth buying!
It’s so fun to just destroy stuff because I know that in real life I can’t do that! I’ve literally spent hours playing this game!!! Also, this game has no levels, so you can play forever! And I’m this game in order to unlock goats you have to complete a clue, so it has a puzzle aspect as well!
They’re awesome 5/5
I had a small issue they fixed and it is an amazing game!!!! 10 stars
Its great but one thing 4/5
By jen callahan
Hi Coffee Stain
I love your game it is a fun game to play when im bored but the only thing is it doesnt save and it crashes i would really enjoy it if you fixed that⭐️
Don’t waste money 1/5
Littered with bugs. Graphics clip. Rocket goat is literally uncontrollable.
Amazing Game 5/5
Definitely one of the best games on the iPhone. Here’s a fun thing to do: In the main town, attach to one of the cars that pass by, and stay attached. After the car goes in the tunnel, wait for a bit. When the car teleports to the other side of the map to pass through the town again, your tongue will follow the car, and you’ll fly to the other side of the town. You can even let go while you’re being pulled by your tongue and fly up into the air.
Pure Stupidity..! 1/5
By Sifu Emir
Cheap graphics, idiotic mentality...
The best idea ever 5/5
By i will make goats great again
Please make a rocket ship and a nuke and a I wish there was a battleship you could drive it would be the best and I would enjoy the game!
Seriously Please Fix This. 5/5
So, first things first, I love this game it's awesome, honest. Coffee Stain did so good on this game. They actually took online pictures to make it look realistic. But let's get to the "Fix This" part of the title. So, if people have enough money to buy "goats" from the "MORE GOATS" section in gold, you'll see there are more goats from the different simulators like Payday or MMO and things like that. But on the "Waste Of Space" one, the cow in it does not moo like it should. How do I know this if I only own the original? Well, it does moo in the real "Waste of Space" app, but In Goatville and Goat City Bay, it baas. And in Goatville High, it moos! Please fix this! It's getting on my nerves!
By What pls help
I love the game
Best simulator to exist 5/5
So this game is really great and all but I like playing Goatz version and when I was at the house near the golden building...I heard a da*n exenomorph roar scared crap out of me... Anyway great game this was literally 46 seconds ago so HA
Ok but mean to goats 3/5
I think this game is good. I love goats, and the game is basically just toarchcaring the goat. Also sometimes you experience a bug when changing the costumes.
🐐 + 🎮 = 😢
Awesome game BUT 5/5
GREAT game but I wish there was a local and online multiplayer version and I also wish there was a multiplayer battle goat simulator 🐐🐐🐐🐐
Stupid, useless, and... 4/5
I've no idea why I bought this game or any of its sequels, except that...
I love the darned game, and it is great, great fun!!!
Really good game! 5/5
By RealEstate Wannabe
It's kind of like gta but if there was a gout edition. It's silly. Funny. An fun. With bugs that aren't game braking but funny. It's one best games I've ever played. Write up there with half life 2 and counter strike. So I really think you should get this. You won't regret it :)