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  • Current Version: 2.2.30
  • Adult Rating: 17+
  • Developer: Resignation Media, LLC
  • Compatibility: Android
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theCHIVE App

*Probably the Best App in the World* All day, every day, theCHIVE brings you the most funny, sexy, and heartwarming photos & videos. theCHIVE app is a buffet of hilarity and hotness, with a touch of humanity…all served up in pictures and videos for your viewing pleasure. You must be really special! Little known facts about theCHIVE: - You will never be bored at school or work again. Ever. - 3 out of 5 dentists surveyed say theCHIVE app improves oral hygiene. - Bathroom breaks will be much more entertaining. - You will get more right swipes and give more left swipes. - theCHIVE app promotes whirled peas. - theCHIVE app is way funnier than this. Get busy downloading! "theCHIVE is the most entertaining website on the internet." -James Hibbard, Entertainment Weekly

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  • I love it 5/5

    By LilHomemommy
    My husband and I are big chive people. We send each other stories and pictures. Love the range of things that are put on here as well. A little bit of everything.
  • Freezes Constantly 1/5

    By JJCEZ
    You can't use the app longer than 10min without your entire phone freezing.
  • New app doesn't load pictures 1/5

    By Jrs29
    Since the new update, the app only works with a wifi connection. I can have full bars with the LTE and the pics only load about half the time. Please fix so the app is usable again.
  • Great app! 5/5

    By Calibos01
    Love the laughs!!
  • Chive is the shiznit 5/5

    By VanZandt14
    Love this app and publication!
  • Tennessee Phil 4/5

    By 10ecphil
    Great, except for video ads!
  • App no longer works 1/5

    By Casualplayer-39610
    I remember back when this app wasn't overloaded with ads and the pictures actually loaded. Ahh the good old days...
  • 5stars 5/5

    By Weak warm putty
    Funny, sexy satisfaction!
  • Extremely buggy 3/5

    By Inches270
    The new update is incredibly buggy. Pictures take forever to start loading (some don't load at all), and half the time when in trying to scroll through the gallery, it keeps trying to swipe sideways instead and I can't scroll down at all to view the gallery. It's nearly unusable at this point
  • New 2.0 does not load anything! 1/5

    By Gary5566644
    The new 2.0 version is terrible. No pictures ever load! Waste.
  • Great app 5/5

    By pdome1027!
    Great app with great features.
  • Interesting 5/5

    By Sexteriouse
    Its GREAT
  • Love it! 4/5

    By moose9029
    Wonderful app
  • Everyone should have this. 5/5

    By Yapper in VA
    This site is everything that the other reviews say it is. Love looking at it everyday!
  • Slow Slow Slow Crash 2/5

    By Bearcat80743
    Gifs won't load, sometimes the app won't load at all. It's hit or miss if galleries are viewable.
  • Roosterurban 2/5

    By Roosterurban
    Generally like the content. Pop up ads are very annoying and there are scam ads that line up in the feed. The worst is the fact that every once in a while the article you are looking at goes blank. Love to see that fixed so I don't have to restart it at times. Thanks.
  • Needs help 1/5

    By 64otis
    Ads play fine other content does not want to load or very SLOW
  • Great!!! 5/5

    By 78 mada
    Love it!!! Besides the occasional glitches..
  • Fun and easy 5/5

    By Bird in a hand
    This app has been awesome! Instant entertainment!
  • Update broke it 1/5

    By iisbernhard
    Doesn't work anymore
  • Awesome 5/5

    By KoRoccadopoulos
    Werd, awesome! Chive On!!!
  • KCCO 5/5

    By Hokie222
    Love the CHIVE community, the mission - humor, hotness, and humanity!
  • Good, not great 3/5

    By Youtzym
    Good app but lots of glitches. Always have to exit out and re-open for things to load properly.
  • I love you 5/5

    By Stiff Steve
    This is the best part of my day.
  • Love Chive 5/5

    By DanEBoy76
    I like a lot of the stories on the Chive
  • Ads! 1/5

    By Ender1985
    If you like to constantly watch ads get this app. Ads everywhere. Click a video...Ad starts. Half way through a video...Ad starts. Start the app...Ad starts. Just scrolling through the albums...boom more ads. Does chive really need the revenue from ads? This used to be a great app but now they're just being greedy. I don't mind an ad every once in awhile but I can't even enjoy this app with the amount of ads being shoved in my face. At this rate you'll have to buy their products in order to use their app.
  • Great site! 5/5

    By s dub 78
    Interesting and tasteful!
  • Enough! 3/5

    By nickkk77
    For the love of God please get rid of the swipe horizontally to change gallery feature! I can't get through an entire gallery without it sliding to a new one, and if I swipe back to fast, it crashes.
  • Fun app 5/5

    By ChefTaylor
    Usually reliable always entertaining! Love theCHIVE!
  • Houston we have a problem 2/5

    By M23:/$
    Third party ads happen to frequently. The quality of the content and posts are declining as of late. Who the heck does the grammar and spell checking?! The number of errors on a professional site is ridiculous. Get with it, The Chive, or I'm leaving.
  • Needs to be fixed 2/5

    By WilliamTomFrank
    Used to be my favorite time killing app but since last update it doesn't load half of the time and when a feature opens it takes a stupid amount of time to load pics or gifs. I open it daily hoping to see it fixed but still nothing. Very disappointing
  • Too big to fail 3/5

    By marioc13
    After a few years enjoying the app and most of all, the video content, I've noticed that they're selling too many ads. Every single video now I have to watch an ad. It smells like selling out. Before it was not that way. Love the Chive but hate what I'm smelling ;-)
  • Great content - Garbage app 3/5

    By ShawnCBR600RR
    Pics don't load, pop ups, no ability to in app purchase the adds away. I should be giving the app 2 stars but I like Chive Charities.
  • Chive on 5/5

    By DCsquared13
    Decent app. Great way to fill down time.
  • What can I say? 5/5

    By DBrown757
    The Chive is awesome, but the app is much gooder👍🏾
  • Review 3/5

    By Chillntenn1
    The adds are getting a little ridiculous other than that good time waster
  • Great concept; Bad execution 1/5

    By Hawker1009
    If you update the app; you will get an app that does not load pictures and crashes. The older version was much more stable. It is frustrating to wait and wait and wait; only to have it crash. If your motto is keep calm and chive on, please fix this completely irritation of an app.
  • Best time killer 5/5

    By Adamman917
  • Ads load quickly 1/5

    By Don CarrotCake
    Wonderful app, ads load so fast now, gallerys? thats another matter, at 3Mbs download, gallerys still take a few min to load, if at all. Comments are by far the most entertaining, because thats all you can get. Highly reccomend using this app right before a tax audit, the audit won't seem so bad by comparison.
  • Entertaining! 5/5

    By MTB40242
    Always good for a laugh and cute ladies.
  • Great app 5/5

    By Madken1965
    Very good topics
  • Video ad timing makes me unreasonably angry 2/5

    By GirlsLikeStarWarsToo
    I love this app and the community around it. However, recently they changed the video ads so that instead of playing at the beginning of the video (after which you can enjoy the video in its entirety) they grant you 15 seconds of video before an ad accosts you with all the grace and tact of unwanted, excruciating surprise butt sex. The interruption is so jarring and nefarious it sent me into a rage so consuming I blacked out and woke up a day later two states over in a stolen car with a half empty pack of cigarettes (I don't smoke) and a hooker named Ralph who tells me I owe him 2000 Canadian dollars. Took a lot of effort to clear up that mess- After which I needed to relax a bit. so i opened the Chive app again and tried to watch a cute video where a dog rescues a deer and it. Happened. Again. Only this time when i woke up i was in jail with a cast on my leg and Dora the Explorer tattoos covering my FACE. So F*ck you Chive. You just don't DO that to people. You don't interrupt the cute dogs or the funny moments or the awesome people doing awesome things with your ads. Play them first if you must, but cut that other sh*t out. That's all. Oh and Ralph says hi.
  • Chive 5/5

    By Uberhoss75
    This is by far the best app. Always interesting topics and hours of fun everyday
  • Chive on! 5/5

    By Chezgman
    Love me some Chive!! Keep calm and love this app. It gets me my daily chive.
  • The Chive 5/5

    By Runninmylees
    Is so dope...that is all
  • Good stories and beautiful women 4/5

    By bdbroeren
    Good stories and beautiful women
  • Chives on...but 4/5

    By VegasJSSS
    How bout just one or two notifications a day?
  • Bring back the old app 2/5

    By Vitale1145
    This update is misses lots of pictures and the only way to get them is to exit clear the buffer and reload.
  • Gone Down Hill - Better Apps Out There 1/5

    By DV8Tions
    Used to love The Chive literally from the very early days. However recently updates have produced a picture viewing app that has a difficult time loading, you guessed it, pictures. So after all the years, moving on to not waste time waiting for pictures to load or the inevitable crash.
  • Advertisement 3/5

    By Dirtymurn
    Everyone's gotta make money. I understand it, but trying to watch a video on he chives is like pulling teeth. The video plays for 5 seconds, then your hit with 15 second ads. Picture category's are good though.

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