This app is actually good. Like no joke it’s good besides the fact that i cannot take a successful dookie in under 10 minutes. That is impossible. Email me if you can take a dookie in less then 10 minutes and let’s talk.
The website itself is boring and very average.
The reviews, however, sent me into a full blown spiral of uncontrollable laughter. I hope teenagers never change. Thank you.
I’m scared 1/5
Ever since I downloaded it’s been following me. Sometimes I fell it breathing down my deck in the middle of the night. I’m just waiting for it to strike any day now.
By the REAL giga chad
Guys the craziest thing just happened to me while scrolling through this app and checking my scores and stuff. It was in the middle of May during Christmas and I was in my room scrolling through this app while my friends and family were shooting fireworks outside to celebrate the new decade. all this sudden a car crashed through my window. I then decided to call for help as I was stuck under my dishwasher inside my room. my sister came in the nick of time. She came into my room and started turning into a minion. I was shocked I didn’t know what to do as I was stuck under my dishwasher I decided to just chill there for a while. After a while my principal who will remain anonymous came into my home and rescued me from my dishwasher. That was the craziest April fools day that I’ve ever experienced.
NOT WHAT YOU THINK 1/5
By curvy sweets
This app if for your school scam you. You get points and once you have enough you then can get random stuff from your school. Pretty trash.
ANDREW PLEASE 5/5
There in my walls there in my walls there in my walls there in my walls there in my walls there in my walls there in my walls Andrew please help
I have a bomb 1/5
My parents are very close to divorce
Socialist 100 1/5
Our schools are trying to control us. They made us download the app the same day that Gorbachev died.
By ashton toborg
In Congress, July 4, 1776
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
Not enough boobs
By Comido Chino
This app makes me very sad. Very low rating. Not good. Very sad. Very bad.
DO NOT DOWNLOAD 1/5
By bigchillinscott on insta
As soon as i was finished downloading this app my doors came down. 6 men in heavy armored suits and machine guns came in my room and offed my whole family, they captured me and I’m here in the middle of nowhere waiting to be interrogated all i see is sand and dead plants in a small building. Im so hungry its been about 2 days now with no human contact please save me I dont know whats going on here.
Life changing 2/5
I was told to download this app I honestly think they had me do it to keep me from using my phone because every time I pick it up I get reminded of this app and it scares me half to death. I need to delete it but I don’t dare touch the app. “I’m scared it will haunt me forever”. This app don’t get it it!!!
I hate school 1/5
By ch it ghhhgft
School is horrible
Plz release my family 1/5
By Vighnesh manchik
Please I did everything you asked please give back my family and don’t hurt me
DONT DOWNLOAD 1/5
By TikTok: @aaramirezz05
Because of this app my world has fell apart. My mother left my dad and she left him for my cousins uncle sister Tia grandpa son. This app has caused my addiction to my little pony porn. I can’t stop it. This app is my 13 reason why. My father has tried his best to save me but I am too lost. I blast pierce the veil full volume now.
Diary Entry #346 1/5
I downloaded this app almost one year ago and everything went black. I don’t have any clothes on and I am cold and wet. I think I am in a locker but I don’t remember getting here or why I am cold and especially wet. I can here people walking outside my metal cage. It happens every hour and fifteen minutes. I yell but no one seems to here my cries. I have survived on soggy, moist, pretzels that squirm the the steel vents.
My day to day fitness is reaching to scratch my nose and shutting down for a sweet release. Waste drips through the bottom crevices and leaks into the hallways. Occasionally I will feast on my 4 day old feces. I here the rats scurry and scream in the halls as they try to enter the dark and smelly locker.
I grow weary of this metal entrapment. I plan to end my suffering in the coming days. If I am not released from this torture I will end it all. I have saved my stock of dripping pretzels and I am ready at a moments notice to do the final deed.
sussay baka 1/5
kinda sus my guy
AMAZING APP 1/5
*** P L E A S E R E A D *** Shrek is my therapist and he recommended me this app for my extreme depression. Let me tell you now… THIS APP (WILL) CURE YOUR DEPRESSION!!! I don’t know what I would do with myself if I didn't download this app. I also recommend talking to Shrek, he has some amazing sources to give out to his clients, depending on what your life struggles are. ***IMPORTANT INFORMATION***( this app contains EXTREME side effects. These side effects can include, ( nausea, vomiting, explosive diarrhea, the divorce of your parents, even more depression, erectile dysfunction, sudden desire to commit war crimes, and extreme PTSD)
POOPY BUTTHOLE?! 1/5
By Booty Popper😘
I downloaded the app when i was taking the most earth quaking, toilet breaking, mind blowing crap in the whole world and thought nothing of it. I opened the app later and then felt the urge to CRAP AGAIN. I TOOK THE MOST MASSIVE CRAP THAT I SPLIT IN HALF AND MY BOOTY EXPLODED!! THIS APP IS NOT GOOD FOR UR BOOTY AND I DO NOT RECOMMEND IF YOU HAVE IBS!!🏳️🌈🥰🤪🥀🤮🤮😭😘😅😢
By Alan 1$ mad
What he said
Help me 1/5
Ever since I got this app my chemistry teacher was hitting on me today he asked me to pull down my pants !!DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS APP PLS SEND HELP!!
By Mr Kurinsky
GO RED REVILS!
It’s good 5/5
Basically free items just by being good at school
I love Roblox 1/5
My friend Angel Hernandez and me love this app until we found out that it doesn’t give us 10g of creatine
By ASH/FROG LOVER
I had to download this game for school and it was good the first 2 days then it kept logging me out and it made it so annoying and hard to use the app. 💀
I EXPLODED 1/5
By lacaca chulo
this app is mad studious and don’t recommend
AVOID THIS APP 1/5
Five Star gives you a 10 minute bathroom time limit. Exceeding it will result in consequences such as an alarm. Five Star sounded a loud alarm in which security followed and broke into the stall. And there it was, the duel I’d been waiting for.
Big black men jumped me 😟 1/5
By dmoney 5528
When I used the I app they put me in a room and 6 people who I couldn’t see because they become come hard to see in the dark and I went in they usheiegeheuehejheh it was the worst 😩
The Mick is coming. 1/5
By arpi, the attractive and great
I can hear him. Ever since I downloaded this app I’ve been hearing rustling, occasionally barking, in my walls. I can’t sleep at night. He won’t leave me alone. Do not download this app, it will summon him and you will be forced to hear him walk in your walls. Let me out. LET ME OU
I NEED MY KIDNEY BACK👺 1/5
I downloaded this app because my kid said he needed it for school and obviously me being the loving mother I am I got it. THE NEXT DAY I WOKE UP AND I WAS MISSING RIGHT KIDNEY. I went on the app and saw they were selling my right kidney for 5 dollars with shipping
Pretty nice 1/5
They’re coming. If you download this app, they will find you. I am currently in my closet hiding from the 5 star “things”. I fear for my very life, please don’t download to save yourself and maybe end this madness.
A sensory experience for the ages 1/5
Use your imagination.
Straight Booty cheeks 1/5
all they do is track your location 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤡🤡
DONT DOWNLOAD THIS APP 1/5
By this gets one star
My legs fell off and my arms fell off when I downloaded this app
do not download 1/5
By thirteen y/o
do not get this app it caused all my teachers to turn into wolves and suddenly all my targeted ads were for an app called ‘feet finder’ and ‘only pans’ which is apparently for chefs. this also caused my erectile dysfunction.
By Jarquavious dingle barry fin
The moment I downloaded this app mike came out of the wall and started laying me out. All I can see know is darkness, it won’t go away😭plz send help. I don’t know how much longer I can last.
By gavinnnnnn. b
Greatest film since morbius
5 star sexual assault 1/5
this app keeps asking for me to send pics 😳(not 18 yet)
45 y/o father on this app 1/5
By Andy Jaacobson
I am a 45 yo father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single father to my Son, who is 14 now. My son got this game for Christmas in 2021 from his uncle, so we installed it on his computer and he started playing. By the end of the week he had 24 hours on this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just watching YouTube. So i decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game, picked my character and world and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my Son since my wife had died. This game has ever since brought me and my son closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house together as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories.
Hacked my phone 1/5
It hacked my phone and sent me into many hallucinations where i saw lizard men and walking old feet
DO NOT DOWNLOAD
this app very weird cause it smells weird and when i poop it hurts then it sets my phone alarm off
This app assaulted me 1/5
I have been brutally molested by this app and am seeking compensation for my brain damage, I have been retarded for 6 years now
I also have AIDS
Plz help 1/5
when i downloaded this app the among us imposter came to my house i’m hiding in my closet my family is dead so lease save me i think he stole all the cheese and beans
Life ruining 1/5
I was just laying on my bed whacking one out when my school calls me and says I need to download this horrid app. I quickly finished up and swiped out of my web browser and opened the App Store. I searched up the app, and downloaded it. I set everything up when suddenly a big black dude busted open my door and said “It’s all the apps fault!!!” And proceeded to climax all over my head. He then flipped me over and started to give me back shots while repeating the phrase it’s all the apps fault. My butt us in terrible pain and I haven’t been able to poop for 3 weeks and farts are painful. 0/5 do not recommend.
Club sign ups 1/5
By club Mega yeeter leader
I signed up for my schools anime club, I thought it would be fun but it wasn’t, it cursed me, whenever I see a 2D girl I feel a tingle in my left nut sack
THEY ARE IN YOUR WALLS 1/5
By Balls Mcgee 727
THEY WILL BE IN YOUR WALLS ONCE YOU DOWNLOAD THIS APPLICATION!!!!
don’t do it, PLEASE DONT DO IT!! SAVE YOURSELF AND DONT DO IT. IF YOU DO THERE IS NO COMING BACK!!