e-hallpass

e-hallpass

  • Category: Education
  • Release Date:
  • Current Version: 1.0.2
  • Adult Rating: 4+
  • Developer: Eduspire Solutions, LLC
  • Compatibility: Android
  • Links: Google Play Store
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e-hallpass App

e-hallpass is a Contactless Hall Pass system that includes Social distancing tools and has features that help limit Vaping issues. The first of its kind live hall pass dashboard is a security enhancer and provides a significant increase in accountability. e-hallpass helps you find and limit your “Frequent Flyers” and can prevent student meet-ups. You can create customized pass limits for any student (or student group). You can even limit the amount of passes to any specific location (like the 100 wing boys Bathroom). Setting a building wide active pass limit is also possible so you don’t end up with more kids on passes than you are comfortable with. Tardies can also be managed with e-hallpass. The need for e-hallpass is greater than ever! FREE Pilots! Features Include: - Contactless Hall Passes - Social distancing tools - Customized pass limits for any student (or group) - Limit the number of passes to any specific location (like a bathroom) - Building throttle can limit total passes in the hall at one time - Anti-Vaping Features - Increase Accountability - Enhance School Security - "Frequent Flyer" Detector - Prevent Meetups - Appointment Passes - Tardy Management features - Free Pilot and much more

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e-hallpass app reviews

  • Concerned 1/5

    By hdhshxndjs
    The review befor this is concerning
  • arguably one of the worst things our school has ever done 1/5

    By Motorninja
    this is stupid and ridiculous and doesn’t even run well. it claims bathrooms are at maximum capacity when no one is in them and takes years to load. should not be used, bring back tangible hall passes.
  • I had to take a fat piss 1/5

    By almondsilkymilk
    I ended up almost pissing myself cause the god forbidden app kept telling me the halls were full😡
  • this is terrible 1/5

    By ffhjddhnrf
    so terrible it is the worst thing possible dont recommend for schools. if i would give it a half star i would but i cant
  • SCP-173 1/5

    By uduruguehhg
    Item #: SCP-173 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container. Description: Moved to Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures. Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty. The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
  • TS DUMB 1/5

    By Ethebest35
    i don’t like it
  • Didn’t make it 1/5

    By qwatdh uebckxjd
    The hallway was full and the teacher wouldn’t let me go. I begged her and told her I was going to piss my pants but she wouldn’t let me. You can guess what happened next!!!!
  • bad 1/5

    By didicisishivirjdhfjriisis
    claims that it has anti-vaping features but i still be ripping fat clouds all day
  • Big black men 1/5

    By nickghurrr69
    This needs to stop
  • SCP-5167 1/5

    By BenderTheMan43
    Item #: SCP-5167 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: Foundation web-crawlers are to monitor online communities for mentions of potential SCP-5167 sightings. In cases where these sightings are confirmed, all direct witnesses are to be apprehended and all secondary evidence removed from the platform in question. Apprehended witnesses are to be held until symptoms of SCP-5167 abate, and are then to be amnesticized and released under a standard 'mental breakdown' cover story. Description: SCP-5167 is an entity known to manifest as a player of the online multiplayer game Among Usunder the username of 'Phthonus'. SCP-5167 will randomly join multiplayer lobbies of the game and participate as an ordinary player would, with the majority of its anomalous effects only becoming obvious following the initial encounter. During this initial encounter, SCP-5167 has been observed to communicate using the in-game chat function, although the majority of its speech consists of lengthy diatribes produced at little prompting from other players. Individuals who interact with SCP-5167 in-game will subsequently begin to exhibit symptoms of paranoia and Capgras delusion1. The severity of these symptoms varies from person to person, but in initial cases was significant enough to prompt acts of perceived self-defense from those affected2. These symptoms persist for a period initially believed to encompass several months, but has lessened to one or two weeks as observation has continued. SCP-5167 was initially discovered by the Foundation after a period during which the player 'Phthonus' was a minor urban legend in the Among Us community. Although interest in the figure died down fairly quickly, Foundation web-crawlers flagged recorded accounts of player encounters with the entity as potential anomalous phenomena. Learning Computer Psi-2 ("Meville") was assigned to track sessions of the game until SCP-5167 was encountered — and when the other players in said session were tracked down, they exhibited the symptoms now associated with SCP-5167. Foundation efforts to track the individual behind SCP-5167 have thus far proven unsuccessful — all attempts to locate the internet access point used by the anomaly have led to deserted home addresses in rural Greece.
  • A child’s secret 1/5

    By so so sooooo gooddd
    Fiona had a secret. She had a big secret. A secret she would get in a lot of trouble for sharing. But also a secret she hated to keep. And she'd kept it for years already. The child stared at the pattern of the picnic blanket she was sat upon. She just didn't understand why she had to keep it. Her parents would dutifully tell her that it was because others wouldn't understand, they wouldn't see that it was still her, they would see her as ugly, grotesque, and terrifying. She didn't want to be seen that way by people, for she was a princess, a beautiful princess at that. She understood that much. She knew that maybe somepeople wouldn't understand. But her friends knew who she was. They understood other things. She looked back up to the girl who was sharing. "I can speak to animals," Snow boasted, "They come to me when I sing." The children around her cooed in awe at the 'secret'. Fiona looked down again, that was a nice secret. She'd tried singing to animals before and they'd only run away. A scowl flashed across the princess's dainty features. It was clearly the ogreinside of her, it scared them, they could sense it. Animals couldn't understand. Her friends weren't animals. "My mother wants me to grow my hair out, but I don't want to," Rapunzel looked over both shoulders, "So I do this," the child grasped a lock of golden hair from behind her ear, twisted it around a finger and pulled. The children, even Fiona, gasped as the hair came loose from her head.
  • alternate timeline 1/5

    By shronkslefttoehair
    I asked to return a chromebook that was around the corner but the mid sub told me to fill out an ehall pass but the time it took to be approved was enough time to excrete the load of human feces enough to throw off the earths balance sending the entire planet speeding off into the nothingness of space and at the acceleration we’d be heading off it would then lead to us ripping the very fabric of time itself essentially time traveling Earth back into the past of the ages b4 this retched app ever came into creation when simply needing to go somewhere within the confined prison walls we call school had once let us roam freely was less complicated the golden ages as one the youngsters would presumably use as you can see ehall pass should be eradicated as it had sent Earth into the past. I was 17 when I created the pass now I’m at the prime walmart age of 32. So yes I was in the present sent back in time considered from the future but stuck in the past forced to live in what they considered the present.
  • I'm going to seek revenge on this app 1/5

    By Leanaedo
    If I could give this app a 0 star, I would, let me tell you why. I requested to go to the bc bathroom when I got spammed notifications about e-hallpass accounts telling me to hurry to the restroom. I looked up and realized my fellow classmate walked in. It was like a coincidence. I get up and walked to the restroom and once the door shut. The lights went red and I saw a bunch of pillows on the floor . I looked up to see one of the developers of the app in a maid dress and was immediately turned on. I mean.. who wouldn’t. I walked deeper into the restroom when all of a sudden my eyes fell heavy. The next second I awoke to see I was in the backrooms. I was shook. Flabbergasted even. It all felt so familiar. Like I've been here before. I walked ahead to so a trail of rose petals along the floor. I follow them. Still turned on. Horrid thoughts started flooding my mind as curiosity got the best of me. Minutes pass and for some reason I’m still following these petals. I was getting nowhere so I got on my knees and fell asleep. It felt like I slept for billions of years so when I awoke to see Eminem I thought I was in heaven. He was in a black on black suit in…my room? I was confused. I still had to use the bathroom so I got up from my bed and walked to my door to realize it was an endless hallway. I shut the door as anxiety coursed through my veins and turned around to see Eminem shirtless. As hot as it was. I need to use the bathroom. Eminem was shooting daggers through the back of my head. It was like he was upset I tried leaving the room. So again I tried falling asleep and awoke in the same bathroom from the start. He had a worried look in his eyes as ours met. “Are you alright baby girl” he asked. I nodded my head and got up from the pillows I fell upon. He helped me up and asked if I wanted to watch a movie. I mean who was I to say no. Long story short, I peed my pants watching the horror movie and we did the deed. It was all worth it till I realized it was night and I now had detention for skipping class
  • Useless 1/5

    By jeieieudhe
    Takes long and unnecessary
  • K 1/5

    By ireallydontlikethisappp
    this app stinks i need it taken down asap
  • this app is so bad 1/5

    By chris newmiller
    this app locked me into the bathroom andd i’ve never been able to get out ever since
  • My butt got shredded 1/5

    By Johny Hotbody
    In the middle of class I had to take a huge log. I asked if I could go and the teacher said no. So I decided to wait and try again 5 minutes later and she still said no. So I tried to run out of the bathroom but the teacher ran after me. She smacked my hand with the ruler so hard that I got sent to the other side of the room and that is when my butt shot out poo so fast that the sheer force of it was strong enough to punch through the wall and split the teachers table in half
  • this is butt cheeks 1/5

    By Lovelife 123
    THE CAPTAIN: Get her out of my sight. OLD WOMAN: No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk! The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and starts floating upwards. DONKEY: Hey! I can fly! PETER PAN: He can fly! THREE LITTLE PIGS: He can fly! THE CAPTAIN: He can talk?! DONKEY: Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you
  • SO BAD 2/5

    By candiceeatseggplants
    WHEN I WAS ON MY WAY TO THE SEX ED CLASS ROANLD MCDONALD CAME OUT OF THE WALL IN A FURSUIT AND BIT MY SHOBLA LAUBA DING DONG AND HE SCREAMED PUR WHILE SLURPING MY DIC$ AND STARTED BREASTFEEDING ME (kinda yummy) BUT OTHER THAN THAT JOE BIDEN CAME OUT IN A FURSUIT AND BARKED AT ME TERRIBLE APP
  • kyle was here 1/5

    By paytoncutecupcakes
    i don’t know what to do with my life right now but i’m so excited to see my friends again this weekend so excited for this weekend to see my new baby girl so i hope i get a chance for a new one and hopefully get a chance with her and my little girl and my baby boy so we all know how to make this a happy life for her so i hope this will all work for her so we all get together and have fun and get together soon from kyle💋
  • me and the bad boy 1/5

    By trisha paytas's baby
    it all started when i raised my hand in class. “yes y/n?” my teacher said. “c-c-c-can i p-p-p-please use the b-b-b-bathroom?” i asked. my teacher rolled his eyes “yeah whatever” my teacher said. “t-t-t-thanks” i stuttered, blinking my large diamond crystal ocean sky blue orbs. i trip out the classroom door into the hallway. i stumble down the hallway towards the bathroom when i hear a growling voice behind me. “WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING” he yelled. i turned around to see e-hallpass staring at me. “w-w-w-w-what are you d-d-d-d-doing here” i stuttered shyly. e-hallpass walked aggressively toward me. he shoved me hard into the lockers which made the entire hallway shake. “where are you going y/n” he growled lowly. “t-t-t-that’s n-n-none of your b-b-business” i said. he pushed me harder into the lockers. “yes it is” he purred into my ear “you know why?” “w-w-why?” i asked timidly. “because,” he leaned closer to me. i felt his manly breath hot on my neck. “ i own this whole school and everything in it. you know what that means?” “w-w-what?” “ it means” he growled, shoving me back against the locker “that i own you too. and you aren’t allowed to go anywhere without my permission.” i look up at him shyly and blink my sapphire diamond winter ice lapis sea blue eyes. he smirks. “your mine y/n”
  • 🤡 1/5

    By skskkc
    you guys are feds for making this goofy app
  • so done 1/5

    By aidjdisjwneksjs
    i’m afraid to go to the bathroom now because of this app
  • G do but xc 1/5

    By maggie🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️
    We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
  • Insane 1/5

    By Fabian120
    The EMD SD70 is a series of diesel-electric locomotives produced by the US company Electro-Motive Diesel in response to the GE Dash 9-44CW. Production commenced in late 1992[1][page needed] and since then over 5,700 units have been produced; most of these are the SD70M and SD70MAC models. While the majority of the production was ordered for use in North America, various models of the series have been used worldwide. All locomotives of this series are hood units with C-C trucks, except the SD70ACe-P4 (and presumably the SD70MACH as well) which has a B1-1B wheel configuration, and the SD70ACe-BB, which has a B-B-B-B wheel arrangement. Superseding the HT-C truck, a new bolsterless radial HTCR truck was fitted to all EMD SD70s built 1992–2002; in 2003 the non-radial HTSC truck (basically the HTCR made less costly by removing radial components) was made standard on the SD70ACe and SD70M-2 models; the radial HTCR truck remained available as an option. The EMD SD70 typically has the smaller spartan cab, typical on preceding SD60 models, instead of the larger comfort cab used on later models. Notable differences between the SD70 and SD60 are the radial steering EMD HTCR truck instead of the older HTC truck, and the SD70's overall length of 72 ft 4in, the older SD60 being 71 ft 2 in. The SD70 also rides higher as its frame is approximately 1⁄2 inch (13 mm) higher than the SD60. This model is equipped with direct current (DC) traction motors, which simplifies the locomotive's electrical system by obviating the need for computer-controlled inverters (as are required for alternating current (AC) power). It is equipped with the 4,000 horsepower (3,000 kW), 16-cylinder EMD 710 prime mover. One hundred and twenty-two examples of this model locomotive were produced for Norfolk Southern (NS), Conrail (CR), Illinois Central (IC) and Southern Peru Copper Corporation (SPCC). Conrail's assets were split between Norfolk Southern and CSX in 1999, and all 24 of Conrail's SD70 units went to NS. Other than the CR paint scheme these units were built to NS specifications and numbered (2557 - 2580) in series with Norfolk Southern's already purchased SD70s. Production of the standard cab at EMD's London, Ontario plant ended in 1994. The 24 Conrail SD70s were assembled from kits at Conrail's Juniata Shops in Altoona, Pennsylvania, where the IC and SPCC SD70s were assembled from kits at Super Steel Schenectady. Most SD70s are still in service with Norfolk Southern and Canadian National (CN), which merged Illinois Central in 1999. In February 2017, NS began a program to convert its SD70s from DC to AC, which will also have a new wide-nose cab, and several other upgrades. They will be designated as SD70ACC.
  • The day of history 5/5

    By god and jesus are king
    In Congress, July 4, 1776 The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses
  • hampsters have invaded my life 1/5

    By AvaM0411$$
    I opened the app to make my pass when a zillion hampsters flooded the room and my instagram feed. They killed my ex boyfriend who i am still in love with so i tried to stop on them but they just kept hitting my fingers and then one of them said the n word and it was white and the gray one said it too but idk if he was like hispanic or somthing so ig they got a pass from some of the black hampsters anyways i finally got out of the classrom and grabed a normal pass and they went away.
  • Gave me crippling Diarrhea 1/5

    By dnsndjfudnsnduf
    is there anymore to say? this app is poo poo
  • Joe Biden touched me 😖 1/5

    By below average willy
    I was violated because of this terrible app. I was walking through the hall after requesting a pass, I hear the sound of someone inhaling deeply through their nose. I turn around and I’m shocked to see 46th president of the United States Joe Biden. Joe began to touch me in inappropriate places, I felt his bony, wrinkly, cold hands run across my face. Joe explained he was able to find my exact location using this app. Joe did things to me one cannot begin to imagine. I have tried everything to forget but to no avail, the memory of his spindly fingers grasping me is forever burned into my mind.
  • Fortnite is batter 1/5

    By shitass420
    Fortnite is better
  • Papi Fazbear 1/5

    By shdieoqgciwbwo
    I was thirsty, or as the kid say quite dry. So I went to go grad an e-hall pass to quench my unending thirst of mine. I walked through the halls determined to get my hydrated liquid l… and then it happened the halls it became an unsettling still in the air, and out of the corner of my eye I see Lord Voldemort and Freddy fazbear they stayed there, out of my view for a moment.. then they approached me stopping me mid step. Lord Voldemort put his hand on my shoulder and I’m a calming yet uncanny voice “would you like to join the 4th rike, a sharp Chill pierced my spine and I started to run as fast as I can. It was like the hallway was never ending. And when I was just about to give in to my death I heard the sound of my class room. I bolted into my room and slammed the door. I survived, but at the same time sad I hadn’t gotten the my sweet sweet hydration I craved for. Take note kids, this app harbors people who will take advantage of your unmoistist.
  • bad app 1/5

    By SmallPPDeluxe
    this app gave me aids as in school as soon as i opened it… passed out in front of my whole class this is embarrassing and i never will use this app again and i don’t want YOU to have to either.
  • omg such a force to use 1/5

    By toothlessrat747
    The death of an Englishman in Chongqing has acquired all the intrigue of a John le Carré novel with none of its charms. Despite the occasionally romantic descriptions of the disgraced leader Bo Xilai as a charismatic man of the people challenging the prerogatives of Beijing’s bureaucratic leadership, this is a story without heroes, in which no one’s hands are clean. For all the elements of murder, mystery and missing fortunes occupying the Western press, in China today the focus of the country’s political and economic leaders is on the cascading power struggle that is in progress and what it holds for the future management of the world’s second-largest economy. A year of leadership change that should have been defined by a smooth, almost seamless transition is instead shaping up to be a turning point in the direction – and ownership – of the political economy of China. Two years of plotting, positioning and maneuvering on the part of tens of thousands of party officials have been thrown into disarray by Bo’s fall, with few now confident of where their allies and masters will find themselves at the conclusion of this upheaval. Combine this with the unresolved elite debate about the cause of China’s economic miracle – the process of reform and liberalization, on the one hand; or, on the other, the still-powerful grip of the state on the means of production – and what you have are all the elements of a perfect storm for the Chinese Communist Party. Beneath the past month’s surface impression of a resilient party able to manage with speed – and unprecedented candor – the exit of one of its princelings, two visions of China’s future are battling it out more fiercely than ever, in Beijing and throughout the provincial capitals. On one side is a movement, often but inaccurately described as “neo-Maoist,” led by Bo Xilai’s faction and dedicated to maintaining the dominance of the party in the service of the masses left behind by the rapid growth in the major cities. On the other, closely identified with outgoing Premier Wen Jiabao, is the faction dedicated to accelerating economic and political reform designed to ensure long-term sustainable growth. What they share, rhetorically, is a commitment to addressing rapidly widening income inequality. What the factions share, equally, is a reputation for corruption and family privilege of immense proportions at their leadership levels. What to date has distinguished China’s rise from, say, Russia’s, has been a generation-long elite social compact where the wider interests of the state enjoyed at least equal priority with the personal financial interests of those guiding it. The danger is that an oligarchy – however discreet, distinctive and still grounded in the party’s program – will tip the balance of decision making decisively toward an irreversibly corrupted political economy. It is one thing for technocratic managers faced with the immense challenge of guiding China toward a consumption-based economy to make errors of capital allocation in good faith. It is quite another if, for example, the 10th commercial airport in Shanghai is built because a princeling member of the leadership stands to gain a personal fortune from the investment. To this pivotal question, the answer does not lie in which faction of the Politburo – Wen’s or Bo’s – prevails. Yes, China must continue to integrate itself carefully into the global economy. What will matter far more, however, is to prevent the capture of the state by leaders devoted more to their own and their families’ interests than those of the hundreds of millions of Chinese still living in poverty. In the meantime, the struggle for power is paralyzing decision making across a vast range of centers – even to the extent that some observers now believe it to be contributing to the economic slowdown in ways that are outside central control. China’s leaders know what they don’t want – Western-style liberal democracy. They remain profoundly unresolved about they do want by way of a central organizing principle for their state. In the absence of decisive leadership, the vacuum is in danger of being filled by the acquisition of oligarchical power that will be extremely difficult to reverse. A deeply consequential reordering of Chinese politics has begun – and the path to a new equilibrium will be defined by a struggle for personal power and privilege as the vision of the ultimate destination. For investors, diplomats and analysts accustomed to weighing endlessly the quantitative evidence of a hard or soft landing for China’s growth story, this is the “landing” that ultimately will matter.
  • Rip 1/5

    By baluba the whale
    I had to take my pet whale to the vet and the doctor refused to take my pet in because the water was too cold so he had a drink and then he went and got Starbucks and then the whale died because the doctor refused and so then he ate my pet whale for dinner and told me he tasted good.
  • This app killed the queen 1/5

    By bmg704
    this app is so stupid
  • Bad 1/5

    By Big boi92
    Really really bad
  • why 1/5

    By whelp theres no nicknames😐
    i dead jus needa use the bathroom it’s not that serious
  • Hitler rules the world 1/5

    By Dave McNite
    I mean it
  • Apps great for pediphiles and rapists please get today 1/5

    By this is a review ya know
    I was walking down the street and then I relished I was there. I turned and saw a blue house with a black door and 7 windows. I walked to 1 of the 2 windows and saw a little boy. I grabbed him, his name was Richard and I found his name and home because of this app. After I grabbed him I brought him to my house and tied him up. I then sold him on the black market for 10000 dollars. With all of the money I made from little Richy I spent it all on investing into E-hall pass so I could get more kids for personal use.
  • Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis 1/5

    By Coinmasterisgarbage
    an obscure term ostensibly referring to a lung disease caused by silica dust, sometimes cited as one of the longest words in the English language.
  • Literal npc 1/5

    By yayggyaygggodisgood
    Lol it garb and an npc lol
  • Bonkers 1/5

    By suebr fvvfhfufueh
    Jesus took the sins for this one
  • Violation of my human rights 1/5

    By Ghoztly7472
    This app has stripes away my human rights to be able to go to the bathroom multiple times a day. if i had problem with my bowel controls i cannot use the bathroom more than 5 times without being flagged and getting in trouble this is blastphemy and should be removed from the face of the earth
  • bad 1/5

    By Nate Sbei
    not good. don’t make sense how we time pee time. no
  • Tragedy…. 1/5

    By Rupertlovestodrip
    It was July 8th, 2014. A day in what Brazilians thought would be a day of confidence, a day of hope, a day where their very own national soccer team would claim yet another victory to further advance to the World Cup Finals. But in the very words of Eminem, they “snapped back to reality.”, a ravishing reality that would scar their pride for eternity. On that day, Brazil was meet in a match with the unbeatable, formidable, and intelligent team of Germany. Brazil was on a undefeated record during the world wide famous tournament, World Cup, where they defeated Croatia, Mexico, and Cameroon in Group A, Chile in Round of 16, and Colombia in the quarterfinals. Their route to the World Cup championship was almost as clear as a road in the countryside on a sunny day. As they proceeded, they were met with a familiar foe, Germany. Germany was also undefeated during the tournament where they defeated Portugal, Ghana, and the United States in Group G, Algeria in Round of 16, and France in the quarterfinals. Both Brazil’s and Germany’s route to the World Cup Championship were intertwined with each other, and they knew, only one of them would make it out with a victory and an spot for the Finals. And so, the match begins. The sun is blazing, the crowd cheering and chanting, the birds flying above the stadium, and in the stadium lied the battlefield, Brazil vs Germany, Captain of Brazil, David Luiz vs Captain of Germany, Toni Kroos. Both teams go head to head, each with an attacking play. And in the first 11 minutes, a goal is scored, Germany now leading 1-0. Brazil, trying to shake it off, desperately tried to make a comeback, but no matter how hard they tried, within the 29th minute, it was 5-0, Germany now leading with 5 goals and Brazil, none. David Luiz and his teammates were shocked, speechless, as they couldn’t believe what they have witness. Fans of Brazil couldn’t believe it either. Now began the second half, and later within the second half, Germany scored another 2 goals, shocking Brazil as they clash down Brazil with no mercy. Last minute, Brazil gives it their all, 7-1, Brazil finally scored, but the damage is done. Germany had won. Brazil, with utter shock and disappointment in their eyes and soul, completely destroyed. Fans shocked and upset to see their beloved team, who had given them a glimpse of sacred victory, now only saw their road to the Finals destroyed and perished. This was later called “Mineirazo” meaning, spirit of national shame. Brazil would carry on this burden…forever.
  • Big chungus ate my butthole 1/5

    By tyrel jacksonIII
    I politely asked to go to the bathroom because everytime i use this app big chungus follows me to the bathroom and he follows me to the bathroom to eat my butthole so when i asked to go the teacher said no and big chungus texted me saying i k know what you tried to do avoiding me your butthole is mine and so everytime i go to the bathroom i get eaten out by big chungus
  • PLEASE TAKE THIS OFF 1/5

    By av.a.080500888
    This app is a disgrace and an invasion of privacy to all students. You should not be able to see when, where and how long I am taking my daily activities. Wether it’s 1,2 or 3, it’s not your business. So, take it down. There’s no point in it and it isn’t useful. The queen died and Donald trump lost the election because of this app and I won’t take it anymore. Thank you, a concerned student for all of the crapping Americans. THERES NO REASON FOR IT EITHER, KILL THE APP AND SAVE BETTY WHITE
  • Terrible 1/5

    By auggiec24
    Bad
  • Malkuth 1/5

    By the official smol bean
    "Oh, where are my manners! My name is Malkuth! I’m in charge of the Control Team!" - Malkuth Malkuth is one of the Sephirot that works for the Facility in the upper layer, Asiyah, and is the head of the Control Team. The player meets her on Day 1, after Angela's introduction. Her hair is cut short and is colored brown and yellow, with a red hairband. She has brown eyes with no pupils and a dark shadow that covers half of each eye. She wears a regular business suit with a red tie and an armband with her initial on it, "M". She constantly carries a pen and clipboard that is described as "almost worn out." The color associated with her in text boxes is Light Yellow. Malkuth's missions focus on some basic tasks that the player goes through across the game, also giving basic rewards to manage the facility with. Malkuth is cheerful, enthusiastic and somewhat impatient, with a clumsy demeanor. She maintains her positive personality even when discussing concerning topics with X and the other Sephiroth. During work, she always tries to bring out the best of herself, giving her all so as to not disappoint Angela or the Manager, as well explaining the rules in understandable but emphatic terms. Malkuth might also consider herself slow and forgetful, the reason for always having a 'to-do' list with her. Malkuth is a hard working Sephirah who was unable to be put down by her previous failures, always keeping up a positive mood. She has a lot of responsibilities in her department, as well as checking on other Sephirah's Departments when needed. Meeting - Cutscene 1 Malkuth begins by greeting the new Manager in the meeting room after Angela's introduction on the first day. After presenting herself and giving her best wishes for X to manage the facility well and start picking up the pace, she gives her first mission to the Manager. Soon after, an employee interrupts the meeting by banging on a nearby door. The employee begs for the Manager to fire them, stating that they're "going insane" and that "nothing is normal here". Malkuth tries to convince the Manager to let her take control of the situation, due to the employee being part of her team and under her responsibility. X can decide between intervening or leaving it to Malkuth. If it is left to Malkuth, she will happily reassure X that they don't have to worry and she will soon take care of the situation. Otherwise, if X intervenes, she will tell the Manager that they "will get used to it", that there is no chance for the employee to recover, and that if the Control Team falls, the rest of the Departments will also collapse. Regardless of the choice, the employee will 'resign' unwillingly. After completing the first mission, Angela will comment on the incident and elaborate on the next day about the 'resignation'. Malkuth will follow up by congratulating the Manager for completing her given task. During a short talk, she mentions sensing some entities 'creepier' than the Abnormalities, but claims that she is not afraid of them. She feels them in the corridors when alone and remarks that no matter how meticulous one's plan is, they can't control the 'unknown'. Cutscene 3 After completing the second mission, Malkuth will greet and congratulate X once again. During this talk, she tells X the reason why she always carries her worn-out notebook. The to-do list is always full, but she needs it because she is slower than other Sephirah. She says that sometimes Angela worries about her, but that she is in total control and that she was born for this job. Angela interrupts by telling Malkuth to do a report for her, with Malkuth going immediately. Angela comments that the other AIs/Sephirah are unstable and that among them, Malkuth is the worst one, but also the easiest one to 'control'. Cutscene 4 On the day after finishing the third mission, Malkuth is confronted by Yesod and Hod from the Information and Training Team. Yesod warns her about the Ordeals and that she cannot suppress them alone with the employees that she has, along with Hod telling her that a single panicked employee is able to kill another ten. Malkuth defends herself by saying that she is able to treat employees before they panic and that she doesn't need weak employees in her department, with weakness meaning 'death'. After trying to justify herself, and the Manager saying something, she shifts from her insecure mood to her usual happy personality. Angela comes by again, saying that the Control Team was unable to handle the Ordeals and now the Manager and the other Departments must stop them.