Really like this 5/5
By polñhdjxib
Such a good game please make more! I really want more of these 👍👍👍👍
More updates 5/5
By huvutdtrdv
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease make more updates
GG 4/5
By AceDave3000
Good game not as good as pc of course but still great I love how mobile gets an exclusive map the gameplay is great the glitches and references are hilarious. Everyone stop requesting bug fixes and multiplayer the bugs are intentional and it is impossible to sync the physics for multiplayer.
Uhh 3/5
By nice famly
There are no spoons in the game or cute bears
It also glitches when you get out of the hole
Best game ever!!!!!!!!!! 5/5
By BekSay29
It has four maps witch is amazing so yay all so more goats that any other goat simulator.
Great game but ......... 4/5
By The master of smash
Did,djdmemejeme
Add dragons 4/5
By boogie man 999
Plz add dragons to the game
To easy 4/5
By lenord jackson
Finished it in less than a day the game would be better if there was a multiplayer good game overall i guess
Needs coop 3/5
By Jason526 c d
The Ai that talk in chat sometimes want to join my guid or looking for someone to do a dungeon so I wish u would make it so there is dungeons, coop, health, more classes like healer, and a online chat that is turned off whenever offline so u can still play offline but not have the online features that’s all I have to say otherwise it’s ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Buggy, can’t pick up or finish quests 1/5
By Rhi K.
Put in a ticket about not being able to pick up quests and haven’t heard back in about two weeks. They make you jump through about 10 hoops to attempt to contact them so I will not be putting in another. Last update for bug fixes was a year ago, another update is long overdue.
Also can’t finish the 10k licks quest, game keeps crashing when I attempt to do it all in one sitting and goes right back to 180 or 211 licks if I log back in after getting 3k+ licks completed.
MMO simulator 1/5
By Mr.ZombieTacos
As they state it’s just a simulator. Don’t waist your money like I did on a crap game expecting it to be as good as the original
Note to all underlookers 5/5
By Romani+40 :^)
While being a goat simulator, it is also a goat MMO simulator. This means Coffee Stain have not developed a multiplayer game and only simulated one. Coffee Stain has also not developed goats, but simulated goats. Read this review before thinking this is multiplayer.
love but.... 4/5
By mew3cat
i love the game but the fake chat NOT COOL COFFIE STAIN umm oh and for littler kids sake get rid of the cuss word the d*mn whatever in spawn area and plz add REAL chat and REAL multiplayer my sister and I tried to play together but it doesn't work sooooooo UPDATE and real stuff oh and let up at the choose your map part allow us to create a goat with unique powers and HELLO FLAPPY GOAT HAS TO FLY #flappy bird
and supscribe to LDAHADOWLADY AND LARENZSIDE AND CPK AND SMALLISHBEANS AND SCOTT YOUTUBERS THE
BEST
It does not load till the day before the next day 5/5
By Mudrearth
WHY I TOOK THE GAME AWAY THEN I TOOK IT BACK AGAIN THEN IT DID THE SAME THING AND DID NOT LOAD NOW I HAVE TO WAIT THE NEXT DAY
Multiplayer 4/5
By nubuhbhjbjbhu
Love the game but wish it was multiplayer
Good game and all 4/5
By sirwithrabies
Good game but can you make the ai uh little more intelligent. And the permission to chat to the ai. A few more goats would be great or even the ability to make your own goat and also a good use for money and stuff. People who say the players aren’t real well of course it’s a mmo simulator it simulates multiplayer.
Lunchtime 3/5
By gocartgirl2008
I think that you should add a thing where the T. rex can eat things and ppl because I got this app to try and eat ppl with it me and my sister are waiting for this to happen. I would like a response for my request even if you add something like tap pow and the T. rex will eat something in front of it I wish this could happen. It would make the game a lot more fun for everyone.
LOVE IT!!!!! 😂 But one thing... 4/5
By Sarafina77
This game is so fun, but it NEEDS multiplayer. If it did, it would be an AUTOMATIC five star game!! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
Anyway, I would GREATLY appreciate it if Coffee Stain Studios would very kindly reply to this review.
No multiplayer! 3/5
By Spider bot327
It needs multiplayer pronto!!! I MEAN PRONTO DO IT ALREADY PPL
Question 5/5
By PlantTraveler28
I Love This Game and I played it 12 Times but i’m so confused of why you can’t chat in this game
I don’t know if you have to play this game on computers to chat or what
But i was wondering if this game had chatting added
Best One By Far! 5/5
By Charwow97
Goat Simulator has taken the world by storm, understandable alongside Goat simulator: MMO. The chat was VERY on point. There were SO many References, each one of them gave me a good laugh. Here’s my take:
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POSITIVE:
1. The references were Hilarious
2. The Chat was spot on.
3. Multiple quests to keep players busy.
4. Large map
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NEGATIVE:
1. Quality wasn’t as good as it is in PC version; which isn’t a big deal since the game is great quality on its own.
2. Goats were hard to achieve; had to find videos
3. Glitches and Bugs (Game freezes for 4-5 seconds; The longest being 10.
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The game is great overall, Just some things to fix. In all of the games, Could there perhaps be a multiplayer option? I know that’s hard to do, but I think it would create more publicity and downloads for the game. I would LOVE to play with my friends,
Can’t beat a mission 3/5
By DC3156
You can’t beat the portal to riches mission and the inventory won’t show up
The father I never knew I had . 5/5
By ghostmodo
That goat is my dad.
He looks just like me real handsome
Love goats♥️🔥 5/5
By JECK FORRESTONN
I love goat simulater games and hope never stops
Amazing game but... 5/5
By halloween man🎃
Can you please make this game multiplayer please? I really want to play with my friends
This game is a scam 1/5
By Doge_Plays
At first I thought that it was a multiplayer game but turns out it was just bots who were pretending to be real players and you can’t even chat!!SO I TRYED TO GET A REFUND BUT IT SAID THAT IT WAS NOT ELIGIBLE TO GET A REFUND SO I AM PRETTY UPSET NOW SO WHO EVER READ THIS DON’T DOWNLOAD THIS GAME!!!!!
No sense 3/5
By blueneon875
Well this game has bad words such as the s word, but the rating sat 9 or more, you need to be a teen or a adult to see stuff like that!
Lololol 5/5
By mjm2erswfgh
So first of all, the microwave character was probably the best thing ever and also I bought it with a gift card so I didn’t pay and the game in the beginning was like: “ oh. You didn’t pay for it? Whatever. Let’s fight to unlock everything in the app you didn’t pay for.” I almost died.
Bad word😕😭😢🥺 3/5
By Vggbug
This game has the word that rhymes with ditch but it has a b in front although it’s a great game so don’t let your child under 7 play this
Plz fix 4/5
By case.g
Make multiplayer real chat ninja class with 3 abilities or just 2 and fix bugs UPDATE!
Uh GOATS PLZ 5/5
By Popozuda7
I can’t even get anything but. A normal goat I need to get like more goats
Got meh 5/5
By 123Lancelot321
I got this on sale, didn’t read the description, and hopped right in. Ya’ll got me for a good embarrassing two minutes making me think it was real. You nailed the natural chat of an MMO. I had a blast reading through the conversations. The game is also a meme. Just made of meme. I love it. Some glitches and crashes around, so I give it 4.20/5, but I round up ;)
Edit: Know what would be super dope? A clever bot or some such thing! If a chat where I can’t reply fooled me for a couple of minutes, think of how long a clever bot could fool people where they can interact with it. It would be gold!
Pls give me a refund 1/5
By dhahshzndkxgb
When I got on it keep kicking me off
Best ever! 5/5
By ellabobellabananafanafofana
This game is one of the best simulator I have, by the way this is written by a kid
More goats please 3/5
By sir goaton
In my opinion, finding secrets was a little too easy and I think it should have a new class like witch doctor. Also, I don’t get the hunter’s powers and moves. I own the original game too and I love them, but this one needs a little more to it.
Hi honey I don’t feel good do you want me to help you 1/5
By DeltaJROD
Hi honey l don’t feel good do you want me to help you
Bad word problem 5/5
By tribbeyjjjjjjjjjj
It says it’s for ages nine and up but it has curse words In it but I still love the game maybe add a dragon or devils like on the computer version
Awesome😍 5/5
By Papalebas
I love the parody that the game is of MMOs and the sheer creativity did not disappoint. Also, you can hang out with dodos and conquer kingdoms. How fun is that?
Please add this into the game 5/5
By !!!😤😤!!!
Can you plz make another bird in goat simulator plz and can you make it an eagle and the world Alaska and the eagles power is to Carrie things. And can you please make a allocator or a bull in the game then you can add whatever you want and maybe can you add a wolf and when you tap it to times it howls or growls then you can make whatever you want and I just wanted to say i love your games that you make and I’m your number one fan.and can you please and I mean please can you add a dragon and it’s power is to breath fire 🐉 🦅 🐍 🐊 🐃 🤩 😄 🤔 🤗 👍
Perfect 5/5
By Vipman420
I have gotta say coffee stain put a lot of work into this game like all the rest if I could I would give this a game of the year
I have an idea 5/5
By Rex cool
What about a NEW GAME one that’s back in time like the old goat bec I loved to play as a T. rex then I thought that outher Dinos
I love this game 5/5
By bff dragon 🐉
This game is great it made me love goats and killing sheep is easy but it will not let me chat and I do not know how to chat still great game I was thinking if u could make a dog simulator like da same as da goats but dogs instead thanks for making all these wonderful apps and please make multiplayer!
The hidden realm area needs a portal to get out of it 2/5
By dan the obserever
I hate that you can’t get out of it by res pawning you have to go to the main menu to get out of the hidden realm
Amazing game but it would be cool if you made more people to choose 3/5
By dan the obserever
Fun needs more people to play as neat game very fun just needs more people quest and where you can use the weapons by licking them and lick again to drop the weapons
SoSo 4/5
By RobloOliver19
I think we need to be able to do Qwests more than once
Nice 2/5
By 🎵vixen🌈
Good game but please add a chatting option, it stupid to just have robots chatting. Let us chat it would be fun!
Look at my other review 5/5
By jude richey
Look at my review on waste of space called just wow
Ok 4/5
By Mangle Ke
So I completed the game and.... I’m bored now maybe adding a new goat every week or month? Like cowboy goat press pow to lasso things with your lasso. Or wacky goat press pow to do something random.
I tried to get the house goat 4/5
By @Jay_HappyWolf
I saw youtubers who got the jousting goat (horse goat) and I when I head butted the horse it didn’t give me the horse so then I checked to see where it was on the list of animals and I didn’t see it. YouTubers played it on computers while I played it on my iPad but just because they are two different platforms doesn’t mean you can put a horse in one and not the other so add it in please and you would get a 5 star rating from me ok? Please add it in I love horses and I am dying to play as one in goat simulator MMO that is all I ask for so please developers of this game add that I WANNA BE A HORSE BUT I CAN’T
