Love it! 5/5
By pee-owed
What dose mmo mean!
Really fun 5/5
By xXfive_nightsXx
This app is hilarious! Its fun to play, theres cool mutators, and neat quests. However i am disappointed that it isn't a real MMO. I also like the fantasy theme put into this game.
Uhh 2/5
By nice famly
There are no spoons in the game or cute bears.
It also glitches when you get out of the hole: when you click on a button (top left) every button disappears.
Uhh what does gullr bougr bggrr glugroussls gl ggl rlgrugb gullr mean?
Good game but 3/5
By charolette123
This game is fun but they pick the user name for you I am a girl and weapons they picked a user name that was ugly most of them are ugly and I am not happy at this game😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭😢😭😤😭😢😭😤😭😭😤😤😭😭😢😭😤😤😫😫😖😣😣😖😖😫😤😫😩🥺🥺🥺☹️☹️☹️☹️😞☹️☹️☹️☹️🙁🙁🙁😒😒😞☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️🙁🙁😕😕😕😕😕😟😟😟😕😫😩😩😫😖😖😣😣😣😢😢😭😭😭😤😤😠😠😡😡😡😠😤😭😖😢😢🤬🤬🤯🤯😭😭😭😭😤😤😤😠😫😖😖😖😫😩😩🥺😠😭😢😖😖😫😭😭🤬🤬😭😭😤😳😭😭😤😤😭😢😢 such a bad game but fun😤 was supposed to lick a lot of things but thenThe other day it got down I liked more things than that
🐐 mmo 4/5
By arthur david castel
🦀 app does a good little job of a glitch in my life I have a glitch in app purchases I don’t have a fan app and it’s a great 👍🏼 is it to get to play with a good one ☝️ was my best thing I have a. In other words is good! But also I don’t like that the s word is in the chat so please take that OUT!
I LOVEE these games 5/5
By bizmo_skittles
All of the goat games have been apart of my childhood for so long. This one is probably my fav and keep updating it and add more stuff cause I’m not gonna stop playing💞💞
How do we git the t.rex goat 5/5
By Daniel Mcgeary
I have been wondering how to get the t. rex goat.
Even better then the first 5/5
By hehehyeyheuhehywyhye
This game is so fun and like I said in title better then the first because you get to do tons of fun quests on two different maps.i think you should make another map
Multiplayer 4/5
By Hridbaofjejdfihe
I thought this was multiplayer at first but it’s simulated
Goat Simulator 5/5
By Hvnmvngcbgch
Legit one of the best games been playing for a long time now! My only suggestion is that you make more! I’d love to see a underwater goat sim and some sort of magical one that would be great! These games are flawless and I still find new secrets to it to this day despite playing it for years! Thank you so much for making one of the best games of all time! Please make more! :D
There’s a bad bug 2/5
By fortnitesuxs
I loose levels when I travel
Please add a POW button for old goat 5/5
By jepoynoks
Could you add a power up for old goat that makes it roar? Please add this please thanks
Hahahaha haha I love it 5/5
By Rossettistink
It’s SO FUNNY HAHHAHA😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love it even my mom loves it dude I love it just it’s awesome and keep making more just omg it’s like awesome!
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Read this please 5/5
By lookitstineforpizza
This game is lots of fun, it's worth the money, but there is a bug that I keep experiencing, when I go into buildings (that you can enter) I don't see any of the furniture, items, or anything. I would highly appreciate if you fix this. Thank you.
Freeze 4/5
By bella foxy girl
I always loved these games but it keeps freezing
Really like this 5/5
By polñhdjxib
Such a good game please make more! I really want more of these 👍👍👍👍
More updates 5/5
By huvutdtrdv
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease make more updates
GG 4/5
By AceDave3000
Good game not as good as pc of course but still great I love how mobile gets an exclusive map the gameplay is great the glitches and references are hilarious. Everyone stop requesting bug fixes and multiplayer the bugs are intentional and it is impossible to sync the physics for multiplayer.
Best game ever!!!!!!!!!! 5/5
By BekSay29
It has four maps witch is amazing so yay all so more goats that any other goat simulator.
Great game but ......... 4/5
By The master of smash
Did,djdmemejeme
Add dragons 4/5
By boogie man 999
Plz add dragons to the game
To easy 4/5
By lenord jackson
Finished it in less than a day the game would be better if there was a multiplayer good game overall i guess
Needs coop 3/5
By Jason526 c d
The Ai that talk in chat sometimes want to join my guid or looking for someone to do a dungeon so I wish u would make it so there is dungeons, coop, health, more classes like healer, and a online chat that is turned off whenever offline so u can still play offline but not have the online features that’s all I have to say otherwise it’s ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Buggy, can’t pick up or finish quests 1/5
By Rhi K.
Put in a ticket about not being able to pick up quests and haven’t heard back in about two weeks. They make you jump through about 10 hoops to attempt to contact them so I will not be putting in another. Last update for bug fixes was a year ago, another update is long overdue.
Also can’t finish the 10k licks quest, game keeps crashing when I attempt to do it all in one sitting and goes right back to 180 or 211 licks if I log back in after getting 3k+ licks completed.
MMO simulator 1/5
By Mr.ZombieTacos
As they state it’s just a simulator. Don’t waist your money like I did on a crap game expecting it to be as good as the original
Note to all underlookers 5/5
By Romani+40 :^)
While being a goat simulator, it is also a goat MMO simulator. This means Coffee Stain have not developed a multiplayer game and only simulated one. Coffee Stain has also not developed goats, but simulated goats. Read this review before thinking this is multiplayer.
love but.... 4/5
By mew3cat
i love the game but the fake chat NOT COOL COFFIE STAIN umm oh and for littler kids sake get rid of the cuss word the d*mn whatever in spawn area and plz add REAL chat and REAL multiplayer my sister and I tried to play together but it doesn't work sooooooo UPDATE and real stuff oh and let up at the choose your map part allow us to create a goat with unique powers and HELLO FLAPPY GOAT HAS TO FLY #flappy bird
and supscribe to LDAHADOWLADY AND LARENZSIDE AND CPK AND SMALLISHBEANS AND SCOTT YOUTUBERS THE
BEST
It does not load till the day before the next day 5/5
By Mudrearth
WHY I TOOK THE GAME AWAY THEN I TOOK IT BACK AGAIN THEN IT DID THE SAME THING AND DID NOT LOAD NOW I HAVE TO WAIT THE NEXT DAY
Multiplayer 4/5
By nubuhbhjbjbhu
Love the game but wish it was multiplayer
Good game and all 4/5
By sirwithrabies
Good game but can you make the ai uh little more intelligent. And the permission to chat to the ai. A few more goats would be great or even the ability to make your own goat and also a good use for money and stuff. People who say the players aren’t real well of course it’s a mmo simulator it simulates multiplayer.
Lunchtime 3/5
By gocartgirl2008
I think that you should add a thing where the T. rex can eat things and ppl because I got this app to try and eat ppl with it me and my sister are waiting for this to happen. I would like a response for my request even if you add something like tap pow and the T. rex will eat something in front of it I wish this could happen. It would make the game a lot more fun for everyone.
LOVE IT!!!!! 😂 But one thing... 4/5
By Sarafina77
This game is so fun, but it NEEDS multiplayer. If it did, it would be an AUTOMATIC five star game!! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
Anyway, I would GREATLY appreciate it if Coffee Stain Studios would very kindly reply to this review.
No multiplayer! 3/5
By Spider bot327
It needs multiplayer pronto!!! I MEAN PRONTO DO IT ALREADY PPL
Question 5/5
By PlantTraveler28
I Love This Game and I played it 12 Times but i’m so confused of why you can’t chat in this game
I don’t know if you have to play this game on computers to chat or what
But i was wondering if this game had chatting added
Best One By Far! 5/5
By Charwow97
Goat Simulator has taken the world by storm, understandable alongside Goat simulator: MMO. The chat was VERY on point. There were SO many References, each one of them gave me a good laugh. Here’s my take:
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POSITIVE:
1. The references were Hilarious
2. The Chat was spot on.
3. Multiple quests to keep players busy.
4. Large map
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NEGATIVE:
1. Quality wasn’t as good as it is in PC version; which isn’t a big deal since the game is great quality on its own.
2. Goats were hard to achieve; had to find videos
3. Glitches and Bugs (Game freezes for 4-5 seconds; The longest being 10.
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The game is great overall, Just some things to fix. In all of the games, Could there perhaps be a multiplayer option? I know that’s hard to do, but I think it would create more publicity and downloads for the game. I would LOVE to play with my friends,
Can’t beat a mission 3/5
By DC3156
You can’t beat the portal to riches mission and the inventory won’t show up
The father I never knew I had . 5/5
By ghostmodo
That goat is my dad.
He looks just like me real handsome
Love goats♥️🔥 5/5
By JECK FORRESTONN
I love goat simulater games and hope never stops
Amazing game but... 5/5
By halloween man🎃
Can you please make this game multiplayer please? I really want to play with my friends
This game is a scam 1/5
By Doge_Plays
At first I thought that it was a multiplayer game but turns out it was just bots who were pretending to be real players and you can’t even chat!!SO I TRYED TO GET A REFUND BUT IT SAID THAT IT WAS NOT ELIGIBLE TO GET A REFUND SO I AM PRETTY UPSET NOW SO WHO EVER READ THIS DON’T DOWNLOAD THIS GAME!!!!!
No sense 3/5
By blueneon875
Well this game has bad words such as the s word, but the rating sat 9 or more, you need to be a teen or a adult to see stuff like that!
Lololol 5/5
By mjm2erswfgh
So first of all, the microwave character was probably the best thing ever and also I bought it with a gift card so I didn’t pay and the game in the beginning was like: “ oh. You didn’t pay for it? Whatever. Let’s fight to unlock everything in the app you didn’t pay for.” I almost died.
Bad word😕😭😢🥺 3/5
By Vggbug
This game has the word that rhymes with ditch but it has a b in front although it’s a great game so don’t let your child under 7 play this
Plz fix 4/5
By case.g
Make multiplayer real chat ninja class with 3 abilities or just 2 and fix bugs UPDATE!
Uh GOATS PLZ 5/5
By Popozuda7
I can’t even get anything but. A normal goat I need to get like more goats
Got meh 5/5
By 123Lancelot321
I got this on sale, didn’t read the description, and hopped right in. Ya’ll got me for a good embarrassing two minutes making me think it was real. You nailed the natural chat of an MMO. I had a blast reading through the conversations. The game is also a meme. Just made of meme. I love it. Some glitches and crashes around, so I give it 4.20/5, but I round up ;)
Edit: Know what would be super dope? A clever bot or some such thing! If a chat where I can’t reply fooled me for a couple of minutes, think of how long a clever bot could fool people where they can interact with it. It would be gold!
Pls give me a refund 1/5
By dhahshzndkxgb
When I got on it keep kicking me off
Best ever! 5/5
By ellabobellabananafanafofana
This game is one of the best simulator I have, by the way this is written by a kid
