The one who Used to Play... 5/5
By Demos the Boss
AND LOVED IT!!! I’m weird so I took a bucket and put it on a treadmill once. I love the scream sound! But yes, I want more animals. And yes, I would like a dragon. And yes, I WANNA MAKE MY OWN GOAT OR OTHER CREATURE. By that I mean:
1. Take a goat or alien or whatever.
2. Design him to look new.
3. Give him new powers!
Now THAT would be AMAZING AWESOME COOL AND REALLY FUN!!! Please do this and make the game free to get for a year.PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLLLEEEEAASSSE! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ PEOPLE!
By Mason Martin Bolt
I’m good can you guys please update your game right like if you like four of those that you can you put a TNT goat
I just have one request 5/5
By winny pony
Please add a baby goat I’m sorry if this takes a long time to think about I love baby goats and this game is about goats right? So why not have a baby goat (you don’t have ti add this the mobile ones I just want to play as a baby goat) I hope you add this in the future and bye :3
I love it! 5/5
By Rania kamal
This game is the greatest game known to goats and man It’s totally my style it’s so worth it!
I don’t want this app 1/5
By hacker pri
Sorry I did not mention to buy this game please can I have my money back
THIS IS A COOL GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5/5
It’s soooo funny and cool and amazing LOL ;)
Awesome Game😂🤯 5/5
The game is awesome and I got all the goats the first two days I had it the game is wildly stupid and funny and weird.
I love it
Good but the evil goat... 4/5
By This is fab😍😂
I think the game is good in all but a real glitchy one is the evil goat when ever you have him on pow and you ragdoll by accident he flips all around the map and sometimes gets stuck into buildings if this is fixed I would be happy!
Outdated a bit. 4/5
By shadic shiper
Can you please update some of it, it’s getting glitches that I don’t think any player wouldn’t want and I like it to be a bit closer to the pc version for the mobile devices, not that that matters, but I do get bored after a completed game like everyone else gets for most people. I’d give it 5 stars for at least some adjustments, like to prevent crashing.
love the music! 5/5
ok so i finally got goat simulator. i haven’t played yet but it’s already funny and great just on the music alone.
before playing, i took a look around and decided to grab a few of the things. question: why does it keep telling me to open itunes?
i no wanna. i “removed” (ie, hid) it on my ipad and don’t see why i need it for apps. does the game think i’m on a mac or something? a mac too old to have the appstore? do i really have to go thru itunes to get some new goats?
or is this a bug? i could find out for myself, but i’d rather bring this to someone’s attention and get my answer that way.
ok, off to enjoy the game.
I really want multiplayer;)
I want a refund right now.
This game starts out funny and appears to be pretty harmless. After a few days my 6 year old found kids in cages in the high school followed by a torch lit path up the hill in the forest to a pentagram that told the player to "get the sacrifices" to sacrifice for Satan. How is the world is this ok for anyone, let alone a 6 year old??! PLEASE DO RESEARCH ON THIS BEFORE YOU LET YOUR KIDS PLAY! (Or don't let them play it).
To the game developers - what are you thinking??? This isn't just some sort of innocent fun for small kids... Change the age rating to adults if you plan on keeping that trash in.
By Peytonz mom
Amazing game 5/5
Good game 4/5
Good game though there is not much to do I wish the other maps were less expensive that’s all👌
Best Game Ever 5/5
Highly recommend you download this game.It's one of the best games I ever played in my life. This is a combination of handsome goats and awesome crazy distraction. Also I do believe goats are funnier than cats.👍⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️👍
I wanna see the old human skins 4/5
Goat simulators my fav but I miss the old skins for the humans there too funny but they s look weird I juts love it because look at videos where the old goat simulator looked more fun wacky rage 5 mic drop
Update: well why can you not make the textures of the game look beautiful it be amazing if your reading this do it or this game gets one star four stars for now or steal from the Xbox one might be copyrighted even thow it’s your game or just say graphics from Xbox or pc
I love goat sim but I have a few problems. First, when I try to switch goats it crashes. Second, I wish that there were more free towns or worlds. Third, it is very glitchy sometimes, like you are just walking around and you fall out of the world and it respawns you. But I still love this game. There are many other simulators like this one but I have to say this one is my favorite.
Terrible game 1/5
Not enough content at all, also very very sketchy
I can be a goat 5/5
My dreams have come true
Ok this gams is good but when I try to ride a ride I fall off 😡and I trip on EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!! otherwise I love it thanks
Kill the people 5/5
By Playgendery fan
I love this game because you can get stuff and kill the people. Also you can hit the and hit the items to kill them to. Thank you developer. Have a great summer
Black hole goat 5/5
By its good just
WE NEED A BLACK HOLE GOAT IN EVERY GOAT SIMULATOR GAME BUT NOT WASTE IN SPACE PLEASE WE NEED HIM LIKE GUISE WHAT WE CAN CHANGE WITH A BLACK HOLE GOAT 🐐 PLEASE MAKE HIM FREE. BAAAAAAAAAA! oh and make it like the steam version
Xbox One 4/5
Good Game! But one thing for the Xbox one version. On goat Z (both of them) it’s just my goat and a black background. Nothing else.
I love it!!!! 😆 5/5
By Q 'n' A
First off when I started I was thrilled to cause mischief around town, I got the Giant Goat and rolled over stuff and exploded a gas station! Then I got the Fantasy pack and got the Epic Goat, Flappy Goat and the Old Goat. I didn’t know animals that weren’t technically goats in this game had their own specific baa! Plus, if you tap POW fast enough when in the air as Flappy Goat, you end up slowly going up! So the Flappy Goat can actually fly! But only for a little while via your finger will get tired. The glitches are so bad their good!!! I’d play this game every day if I had to! And you could too! I suggest downloading this game! 🙂
This is really fun! 5/5
By one speed5000
While I’m in the car I always play this it’s stupid it’s funny and it has good graphics for a mobile game!!!!!😍
I recommend you playing this and I know it’s fun I have all the goat simulator’s!!!!!!!! 😃😃😃😃
Great game..... but 5/5
By coca cola lola
I can't get past the Steamworld achievement. Is there any way you can take it off because it's really hard. I play on iPhone 5c it works good but can u plz get rid of steam world achievement please.
Iphone xs max 4/5
By champange papi231
Great game had all if them on my ipad got pay day and this on my new iphone xs max but it wont fill up even close to the whole screen and kinda annoying but still awesome
This game is the best PERIODT💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿 5/5
By Kenya jai Copeland
This game the Best Cause you can Do things and shii 🤪💅🏿
PLEASE READ!!!! 4/5
Good game, but keeps crashing. And also, what’s with the demonic symbols on the red circle on the mountains? Please fix the glitch when you want the anti-gravity goat skin when you put the hole on the tube because it didn’t give me the skin.
I love this game but.. 5/5
By dragon queen101
This is a awesome and hilarious game but you should make it so there is a online multiplayer mode, more people will buy the game and it will be more popular.
Change game 5/5
By jackson wilbur
The game is awesome but after 3 hits on somebody, plz make them die, and also make them die when... hit by car, blown up, dropped off building and any other way to kill them
Best game ever 😅😅😅😅 5/5
Quite honestly this is the best game I have ever played it is really wacky and silly but those are the things I love about it I mean what other game can you go on and ride fireworks and blow up cars as a goat you can unlock all kinds of cool interesting goats like my personal favorite the feathered goat and so many more that is all I have to say about this amazing app
By Hoofd Teef de Leiding
When you get all 20 goat trophies in goatville you don’t unlock anything! 4 stars
It kicks me out of the game a lot
GREAT GAME!! 5/5
This game is super worth it and the goats are so unique! But anyways this game is so random and awesome, and three dollars for this great of a game is a great deal! I highly recommend it.
Hey goat simulation 5/5
By dyland ponce/8 year old
Make a multiplayer from around the world and make a new map with a robot car and robot city.make 1 goat that call purr goat know as the kitty for free.on June 11
Good game but some glitches 5/5
It’s a good game but it’s not like the other ones that don’t have Any glitches
By cringe kid1245
This game was my childhood please make another goat simulator😁
Good game game but needs some bug fixes 4/5
Great game but it needs some new changes because when I try to climb a ladder or jump on the stairs it won’t let me get in and the jet pack goat will glitch and it sometimes logs me out so I’ll have to get back in the game and start over again but still great game 😃😃😃.
Good app, but.... 5/5
By little hay
THERE ARE A LOT OF BUGS!!!!!!! Please please come fix theses stupid bugs and my goat is is buggy please please fix that oh and how do you get the cheer leader got please?!?!?😧😶😬😕🥺
I LOVE GOATS 5/5
Thank you for being so nice and I love ya and I wanna play this all the time
HATERS GONNA HATE 5/5
By toasted shoes
Narrator: Charlotte and Kennedy are looking for new games to download.
Charlotte: what about this one?
Charlotte: this one?
Charlotte: THIS ONE?!
Kennedy: (takes deep breath)
Charlotte: oh, you are so picky!
Kennedy: I can’t just Walt’s off and but random games!
Charlotte: yes you can! That’s the exciting part about it! Your about to have a great or bad experience on a game you don’t even know about! Mystery!!
Kennedy: goat simulator? THATS what you want me and you to get? Really?
Kennedy: wayyyy to weird.
Charlotte: but I like weird.
Kennedy: what are the ratings and revues?
Charlotte: (consintraited voice) it says here that— worst game ever— lazy graphics— stupid game?
Kennedy: see! I told you! That game is allllll bad!
Charlotte: yes I suppose it says that... but you don’t know that it is true.
Kennedy: so your saying the raters can be liers?
Charlotte: they can be.
Kennedy: but why lie? About this game? What’s the point?
Charlotte: I don’t know.
Charlotte: (says sassily) I am not a troll.
Kennedy: so you’re getting the game?
Charlotte: um, duh 🙄
Kennedy: what’s the name of it?
Charlotte: I do recall you saying that it’s wayyy to weird.
Kennedy: but I like weird.
Charlotte: (smiles) goat simulator.
Narrator: Charlotte and Kennedy both downloaded the game.....
Kennedy: I wonder if there is a multiplayer—
Charlotte: NOPE. 👎
Kennedy: WHAT?! WHY WOULD THEY NOT ADD A MULTIPLAYER OPTION?! That’s f*cking bull!
Charlotte: LANGUAGE! and it really doesn’t matter. We could still give each other tips.
Kennedy: (says grumpily) fine.
Charlotte: ok let’s get back to playing.
Narrator: so then, the moral is, you should always try a new game. And you shouldn’t always trust the revues. Sep for mine, of course.
This game is lit 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽 5/5
This game is awesome it has funny feature it can do it ever wants and get away with it you can do whatever you want like kill someone and the cops won’t come after you I love this game and thank you make me many more have an awesome life and this game is awesome bye love you
Could have more features but good 4/5
I wish it had a online mode wish you could open doors or you could defeat a boss or have like a story mode wish there were shops that you could buy cars and please if you don’t make it where you get money from killing people or missions at least addd more money to goatville but overall there is a lot of bugs but it’s supposed to be buggy but the game has gotten boring ever since I got all the goats
You havent updated goat sim in 1y 1/5
You Haven’t updated Goat Simulator in one year is getting really boring can you please update it soon and keep on updating it though the future😵
Five Star 5/5
By LPS Allie
I LOVE this game but i have some suggestions, first please add the builder goat on the mobil version and maybe add more stuff in the school map and maybe add the UFO easter egg in goatvill where you go to space please? Thats all byes please respond
I got my revenge finally. 5/5
By I hope it happens
Ok so the game is great and everything but when I went on the AppStore to look at the critical reviews I was delighted to see that It didn't support the iPhone X and we're kinda poor and can't afford something with the iOS 10 on it and it makes me so delighted to see one of them SUFFERING BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BULLYING ME! Oh and bully stands for: big ugly lonely loser who yearns for attention. * insert creepy laughing*
Goat simulator 1/5
By A Random person heree
Hey guys can let PEOPLES HEAR THEIR SONG FROM SOTIFY OK!!!!