Selling used 2008 electric wheelchair for $2,355 on eBay 5/5
Took a bit longer. He went on a detour and before I knew it we was stealing an electric wheelchair from a disabled veteran. Overall a good experience
Rip X 1/5
Spotlight Uh, Moonlight Uh.
Y’all are so lame smh this dam generator does anything for likes 1/5
Y’all that thirsty for lines y’all copy the format of other props joke. The first one was ahhhh ok not really funny and the rest were corny. Y’all need to get a life.
100,000,000 out of 5 5/5
So I was picked up by a guy named Oscar and oh boi was he dummy THICC he got to me in less than 5 mins. He offered me some weed, gave me head(I’m a guy) I guess the weed made me enjoy it. Now I’m starting to suspect I might be gay. Anyways highly recommend. (Follow me on instagram if you see this @sleephill)
Big Rone made me do a driveby 2/5
By Giovanni Scaletta JR
Big Rone picked me up in a 1997 izuzu box truck with uhaul lettering on the side, he was smoking something that smelled like oregano mixed with grass and offered me some. I politely declined he then told me instead of taking me to my destination he was taking me to the opps house to do a drive by and handed me a very large sub machine gun and said “Its time for you to work” upon arrival he rolled my window down and said “Start bussin” so i started bussin. I believe i hit a couple of children and a mother,he then sped away when my clip was empty he dropped me off at a random mcdonalds and drove off. A somewhat exhilarating experience it made me miss my daughters 3rd birthday and now my wife wants a divorce i will not be using HoodUber again.
I don’t want an aquarium 1/5
By Big titty boi 445
I got in the car and smelt fish this guy flooded his backseat and filled it with fish. Half of them are dead he said hope u can swim and tossed me in the back. I think a small tadpole went up my urethra too good bath tho.
Child support 5/5
I called a Uber he pulled up in a Beat up car and then as soon as I got in the driver David asked me if I was Jewish and I told him no then he explained why he needed to know he was behind on his child support and knew Jewish people had money then he also asked if I knew how to circumcise his child and then he said he’d just do it to himself and she dropped me off at the wrong location but till this day I’m still worried about that child
When my hood Uber got here I was crying and he asked my why tf I’m crying and I told him my son got killed in a drive by and he offered to make another child with me and I said yes now I’m happy and he threw my son out the car
HoodUber goes where most Ubers won't 5/5
Car was 20 minutes late, when I asked what happened the driver just whipped and said "ayyyyyy a mans gotta do whassa man gotta do." Than as soon as I sat in the car I noticed that there was no steering wheel and instead there were bicycle handles, The heating and radio knobs were replaced with door handles, the passengers seat was gone and instead there was a classroom chair. Then for the cherry on top, there was a cumrag and a bag labeled "poopshit" under my feet which made the entire car smell like vomit. 10/10 would go again.
Go crazy ahHHhHhh 5/5
After I had woke up at 3, I ordered an Uber to the pet store to get my dog some cannabis treats. They didn’t get here until 4:20 but it was expected since Snoop Dog pulled up in the foreign. He said “what up cuz” and proceeded to pass me the good kush. The windows were really foggy and we probably ran over someone, but it’s okay bc we were chain smoking periodt.
I got into the car with Bobby and he asked if i was accurate with the strap. I told him I served a few years in the military even though I didn’t. So he asked me to help him wth a drive by shooting. I missed the shots and Bobby kicked me out of the whip. He still owes me $45.42 because I never made it but it’s fine I will definitely use this app again. Pictures of my injuries are on my instagram @lordwoke.v2
20/10 would ride again 5/5
By lil cheets
I was chillin in my house when some dude knocks on my door. Turns out it was a hood Uber driver trying to outrun the cops. He took my car keys and told me to hop in my own car. He ended up shooting at the ops and handed me a pistol. I became an accomplice and I didn’t even order the Uber. He charged me by making me pay for his bail. Thanks good Uber!
Wow just WOW 5/5
So i decided to download this app after seeing a post on Instagram and boy lemme tell you. BEST DECISION EVER! The first ride i ordered got to me in less than 5 mins and it was a woman named Electra that was driving a beautiful Mercedes edition 1 S550!!! I go to get in the back and she steps out the car. I’m thinking she’s opening the door for me but nope! She asked me to get in the drivers seat. Confused i hesitated but got behind the wheel, she sits in the passenger seat. Before i could get a word out she starts giving me the best head I’ve ever had. Then when finished hands me a jerk chicken platter. I never got to my destination but i did come.
Good experience 5/5
Me and my homie went out for the night and rode passed crack heads fighting one of them said he was “gonna poke him in his neck” so we stopped to watch and then went to get coffee and the guy serving us seductively said he had “all zee flavors” so the driver shot him, and got us free coffee. Finally the driver pulled out aluminum foil and started smoking crack. We ended up 50 miles in the other direction of our destination. 10/10 would use hood Uber again!
By @hoodrichenid 💋
Follow me !🥵😂
Worst Potato Salad Convention Ever!!! 5/5
By Ultra Weekend is cool
Got in the uber from the potato salad convention here in Biloxi...boy was i surprised when Roy (the driver) pulled out his homemade potato salad with a side of garlic ice cream and started yodeling about the old days...turned out he was a convict on the run for stealing girl scout cookies from a walmart inside a mall..about the time he dropped me off we had 8 cops behind us and a liberty city helicopter following us from the front. all in all good dude and excellent ride but the car coulda been clean doe..
enlightening experience 5/5
By goldfish killer
i called this uber to take me to my deposition for allegedly killing my goldfish. since my goldfish’s life insurance hadn’t kicked in yet i used this budget version of uber thinking i would just have a normal ride. 2 minutes in my driver offered me to try his homemade gum, which he called “double drip” which was wrapped in foil and had pretty designs, so naturally i took him up on his offer and let it sit on my tongue for 15 minutes like he said. the gum had no flavor but next thing i knew i saw the world in a whole new way!!!!!!!! everything was so colorful!!!!!!! amazing gum!!!!! then i lost my virginity in the back seat to a dancing taco. and turns out i did kill my goldfish and i am being put in a psych ward because i told the judge his face kept morphing. not my fault his face is wavy????? overall 11/10 experience and i will be using hooduber to take me to my dead goldfish’s wife’s house when i am released from the mental hospital. follow me on ig @daniibloom
10/10 would ride again 5/5
By Rich Homie Ruber
My driver pulled up with his homie to pick me up. When I got in it was all foggy and I asked why and it turns out they had hotboxed the car. Later on during the ride he said he was gonna make a quick stop to the bank. Him and his homie hopped out the car and told me to get in the driver seat. After about 15 mins they came out running with duffel bags full of cash and told me to drive fast. Ended up being 50K richer and now I live in the Bahamas. 10/10 would recommend
On Jah, I was picked up by my man's homie Jamaal he gave me dat gas do and we was hella cheifin on it. He forgot he was my driver do and I ended crashing at his place. Next mornin do the 5-0 came and looked through his place. I snuck out the back window with 3 ounces of weed. The ride only cost 32.50 and I got all day free reef🤣🤣🤣 I can't recommend this app enough
Edit Jamaal just got locked up I'm still good doe.
Just Perfect 5/5
As soon as my Hooduber driver picked me up, he pointed and AK-74 at my head and said if I said anything he’ll drive the car off the road. I complied and he continued to rob all my money while wearing his high top black air forces. I got to my destination and it was a once in a lifetime experience so 20/10
Bobby the driver hit some people though 5/5
No one died (inside the car)
Best worst experience ever 5/5
My friends and i needed a ride home from a party and we were not sober. When the driver came to pick us up, everything seemed like a regular uber drive. Boy was I wrong. We ended up going the opposite way from our destination. I asked him where we were going and he told me he needed to make a stop. 10 minutes later, some guy came to the car and gave the driver some heroine. The driver injected himself then pointed a gun at us and forced to do it too. Then he gave me head. Im a guy. I don’t why, somehow the heroine made me really enjoy it. And now I think I’m gay. Overall, I found out who I really am. Thanks hooduber.
I was on my way to hook up and as i was sitting in the passengers seat my driver fingered my butthole. :)
If you fill the tank up the sexy driver will give you head 🤷🏾♂️
Very long trip 5/5
I just woke up from a nap. It’s been 4 days. We aren’t in the hood anymore. All I see is woods and mountains... we’re either in Mexico or Alaska. Not sure if my driver even knows I’m in the backseat. I’ll update yawl when we stop.
Edit: Aite, so confirmed. It’s Alaska. I didn’t bring a coat. My driver knows I’m here cuz I woke up to mc Donald’s next to me.
Edit 2: So I don’t think they got hood Uber up here. My cell service going in an out. Our cabin is dope tho. I think ima stay.
My experience 5/5
I’m waiting on my ride so I call him he tells me wait he serving somebody rn I think he means he was dropping somebody off , I get in the car it was a midget in the passenger seat playing yugi o and the driver looked as if he drunk a hole bottom of Hennessy by hisself he literally had a empty bottle of Hennessy that he picked up every 5 mins then remembered it was empty , as we start getting somewhere he gets a phone call and I hear him say “igh slime I’m on the way right na”he hits a uturn and went to serve the customer a gram of crack , when we was bout to leave he took his key out put cocaine on it and sniffed overall rating 10/10 the midget let me play yu gi o wit him so I wasn’t trippin but follow me @ggi.savage
This is app is really good 5/5
By Twixx williams
You should add me on Instagram Twixx.williams I make video.
entered in broke , left with a stack after doing a drive by robbery made it where i had to be on time with some bread in my pocket , hmu devyn for another lick
By Cool amazing omg
He robbed me of my virginity and we did some lines of coke
I make 9.50/hour 5/5
Helped myself to a complimentary brownie next thing I know I was driving and taking different passengers to their location. I now work for hooduber & the original driver is still missing. if you’re reading this driver I am trying to give you your job back please contact me
By Rheme R.
Brotha man rolled up and in a car that was hard to explain. The front half was a Beamer but back half was just 3 dudes with bike wheels taped to the outside dude’s legs. It was mad wild. I told the driver I didn’t request a ride but he said get in anyways. My curiosity got the better of me and I decided to hop in. However hopping in consisted of sitting on the lap of the dude in the middle of the back trifecta. He was really nice. The driver asked if I wanted to listen to music. I said yeah and the three dudes in the back started singing a capella. Their voices were beautiful. I would’ve joined their singing troupe if it wasn’t for the fact that they sold me to some Iranian prince. Best thing to ever happen to me. Ardashir is so nice to me.
Best ride ever 👍🏾🎯 5/5
By southphilly X
Man my driver picked me up wit a el rolled up and all plus got me there fast af. He had a Stashbox for my tools. Best ride ever
Thought it was a fake app, so i gave it a shot. The largest black woman I’ve ever spotted in my life picked me up in a 86’ prius, demanded i trim her bush, then dropped me off 3 miles away from my destination after i declined to “put my stickin in er thinkin” 10/10 will ride again
Albino Man 4/5
A large albino man picked me up, he was looking pretty yeehaw. when I got in the car he took off his mask and it was Trump! He fingered my mouth then drove me to ICE. I got deported and now I’m forced to live on the streets of Texas. 10/10 would recommend!
By MyMy eure
Tell me why this man pulls up and his passenger seat is gone. Like I don’t mean gone like it not there I mean gone gone like his seat is ripped with the bottom still there. It was cool tho
I mean... 4/5
Homie that was driving had that DANK on him, we rolled up and I’m not even gone lie... I passed out, woke up without my watch, wallet and phone. Luckily I have
two phones ( one for the plug and one for the load) but I’m not even tripping off that, the reason I don’t give full stars is he tried to argue with me that fireflies but owl city won’t a bibitty BOP.
Took my money! 1/5
They took my $43 then the driver called me from a private number and told me to walk!
Big banks 5/5
Follow me on Instagram @gayasswonder ya fav stud stopping by
baby X 4/5
There I was requesting my HoodUber for the first time. My driver pulled up in a beautiful blacked out BMW i8. Naturally, I walked over to the passenger side and got in. This, and lemme tell y’all, BABY was driving.... buddy started blasting his mixtape which consisted of lots of screaming with “aye aye AYEEE” adlibs. But this is where it gets real weird. About two miles away from my destination some kids pulled us over. They threatened to take my supreme satchel if my driver didn’t give them his foreskin??? Kids are wild now a days. Well, my driver pulled a glock on them and skirted away. We didn’t quite make it to my destination but it was a helluva ride
Amazing service 5/5
By Dominican Juan
When I got in, there was already another person in the car, eventho I didn’t order rideshare... it was ok tho, they helped me bag up the rest of my 12/12s & the driver Shizz took me to bust all my traps in efficient time. Even circled the block & rolled my window down & cut the lights when I thought I seen someone I been looking for... if I could give it 10 stars, I’d give it a 9.33... I’ll def ride again
follow me on ig @nieyuh 4/5
By pregnant slut
i was in the back seat and the entire car literally blew up
follow me on ig tho 5/5
so i was going to the family’s cult and i needed a ride with my husband so my husbands mom(my aunt)picked us up along with his sister(my cousin)and we had a quick 4 someeyyyy🥰🥰🥰
follow me on ig @moedadoll
By Braulio Kleiner
I told Terrence to drive me to my grandmas house but drove into the lake, I told my grandma what happened and she died on her birthday from a heart attack. Thank you Terrence, very cool
Lesbian slumber party 5/5
I ordered the deluxe version for a ride to the meth lab I own. When the limo arrived, there was 17 girls in the back. The driver told me to hop in and strap up. I did. Since there was only one of me, most of the girls had strap on’s which they used to vaginally & anally penetrate the other girls and myself. Once in a lifetime experience, highly recommend!
Follow me @FourSuaav
Follow me on Ig ! 😛. @theyluvnat ❤️