Julo hates it 1/5
I hate i played for 6 months straight then my butt hurt ℐℳ ЅᏆℐℒℒ ℙᎾᎾℙℐℕᎶ
One issue 3/5
Every time I try and play it says I need to free up additional space that it needs to use for buffering.
So I always find myself having to delete photos are things in order to free up space just to play it. It needs 1499 mb to function.
*I have 2 or more GB available
Sure maybe if I cleared my pics or back them up and deleted off my phone I could play.. but why should I have to do that.
so much wrong with this game 1/5
so i gave this game a few months, south park phone destroyer is the worst game ive ever played, engineered from top to bottom to have you spend money or waste time
Game is crashing 5/5
Game is crashing when I try to open
Stupid logic 1/5
HOW DOES ME LOSING CONNECTION MEAN THAT I LOES MY BATTLE POINTS HUH
No sound? 3/5
I don’t seem to have any sound..
Good but frustrating 3/5
By lapit the great
Great game with lots of funny narration. Frustrating that I can’t get new cards and get whooped up in pvp because I can’t progress in the story mode because witch doctor token is dumb strong.
It’s okay 4/5
Something to do while taking a 💩💩💩💩😂😂😂😂💯💯
Fix your broken game 1/5
Fix your broken game. I’m so tired of your crap matchmaking system. It’s even worse since you supposedly fixed it with level 20’s ranking all the way down to level 12’s. Your bad programming allows people to cheat with lag switches instant filling health and taking no damage. Also people using unlimited energy glitch to summon their entire deck every 3 games. Fix this mess. Worthless devs!
Fav game 5/5
By beast titan from aot
This is fav game rn
The game 5/5
By reese otwell
It’s really fun and the pc say funny things
It’s ok 2/5
I love this show and the game but I’m constantly having to delete all my apps so I could download updates for this game I literally only have like 2 other games besides this game because of this. Idk if the developers could fix this or make less updates because this happens every day
terribly made and trash 1/5
By neww kid
the game is pay to win. The only star is because I love South Park. Amazingly randy is op and impossible to beat even 4 levels after, and 15$ in purchases. Someone needs a slap.
The games great. It’s fun, but I can’t get out of the event ended screen. Pls fix this.
There’s a bug 4/5
There’s a current annoying glitch that won’t let me exit from the challenge screen.
I’m sure it will be fixed w an update. Other than that it’s a fun game
Full of cheaters 1/5
The game depends on PvP but it’s overrun with cheaters using lag to force the other player unable to make moves or infinite energy cheats.
There needs to be better anti cheating otherwise the game is just unplayable.
They cheat 1/5
I am player SPPD_2167871 this game cheats they don’t list current complaints but the cheating on this game is classic
1 sometimes you can’t kill their players
2 they use powerbars that have up to 20 or 3 they speed up the clock
30 power points “to make players on board” when you only get 10
If you spend your money on this game you already lost. To kill their 50 power people on the board you can use fire ball but why should we have to do this? It’s just plane old cheating.
Uses way to much memory and they update more than apple and we all hate that.
Awesome but 4/5
I wish there was away to have all the progress I made on my Samsung to have it all on my iPhone in this game
By Simple, yet complex
These failures delete anything that show the game for what it is. Stop it you greedy idiots. Jesus. How much money do you need
As a South Park fan this game is amazing fun and i can spend all day playing this game 😌👌
Buggy, full of cheaters 1/5
The battle mode is extremely buggy and there are tons of cheaters on the platform. Google it. You can tell because they drop way more characters at once and have boundless energy. This makes the game virtually unplayable.
This game is garbage because of the admins 1/5
Fun game but the admins don’t do anything about the cheating. They tell you “sorry you feels this way contact our tech team” but they do nothing. This game has turned into trash. On to a new game.
Fun game with some serious issues 3/5
I just got matched with an opponent who was 5 levels above. He had 435 HP. I had 255.
The entirely broken PVP matchmaking needs a fix.
The game has its moments and can be really fun, but there are so many negatives that take away from the experience.
The frequency of unbalanced matches in PVP is getting ridiculous. It’s not fun when your opponent has an insanely unfair advantage and can steamrolls you. There are many matches where you don’t even have a fighting chance at all.
Progression gets incredibly slow and comes to a total grind. You hit a hard paywall where purchases are pretty much required in order to keep your decks strong enough. Very hard to be successful as a F2P player.
Poor matchmaking 1/5
By Puss Flanagan
I’m a level 19 and I regularly fight levels 20-24. Please fix matchmaking before adding anything new.
A real review from over a year of playing 1/5
By Why abc?
If you are an actual fan of South Park then you understand how freemium games work. This app is no different. It makes 90% of its income off a few players with severe addiction problems who spend tens of thousands of dollars. The developers are the worst I’ve ever seen for any game ignoring user feedback and adding dozens of bugs with every update. There is no balance only legends and epics are usable since those can’t be requested and must be purchased. The concept of the game is great and fun for awhile until you hit the built in paywall. Do yourself a favor and avoid it until they fire their “community managers”, balance their game, and change their extortion system.
What’s wrong with the game change 4/5
I can’t go login in the game for some reason a kenny sigh telling me to put like a something I have no clue
BEST APP EVER! 5/5
By Mandy 5 x 5
This is the best app in the world, I just love everything about it!
Awesome Game 5/5
By Mid city l.a
Love it fun
Pay to win 1/5
Honestly you can’t win without spending money on this game. And everything is ridiculously overpriced. The game has no respect whatsoever for free to play players and that’s a reason many people including me will leave the game. And don’t get me started with matchmaking, people have cards that are way higher than mine. And de rankers are the absolute worst.Unless you fix this, expect more players to leave.
Could be awesome 3/5
I would rate this game 5 stars if the developers hadn’t made the game completely unbalanced. Presently, about 80% of pvp players use the same set of cards. The devs refuse to nerf certain cards that they made overpowered
Very fun! 5/5
Enjoying the gameplay, hilarious characters , and struggle of strategy!
Phone Addiction 5/5
Can’t stop playing, so addicting.
What’s wrong with this game. 2/5
So after picking this game up again, I’ve noticed that that game has the uncanny way of making you lose. Whether from putting you in a match with a player that’s way above you player level. Allowing the opponent to power up just that split second faster to block your incoming attack, or take up to a second to drop your next piece on the field (which cost you the match). The game feels like it’s trying to frustrate you (especially when you are trying to complete a daily challenge) into either rage quitting or buying a packs to lvl up. Do yourself a favor and quit. Quitting let’s you start the game over and not waist your time when you know the game is stacked against you. The game becomes much more enjoyable this way.
Battle pass 1/5
The battle pass is good but it’s just the rate of the battle tokens gotta get buffed cause you barley get it and when you get your PvP you still don’t get none like what’s the point of it if I can’t finish cause y’all only give 62 per pack if it’s any in a pack one day I got 4 packs only the first time I got battle tokens but all the others nothing like the game good but the battle pass needs some fixing up on like this is crazy like why pay 10 dollars when you only get 5 worth plus the pvp time for card packs long so that’s not helping it only makes you’re pour more money in the game cause you’re going to have to buy bucks just to keep playing pvp like the game is really off as game I mean battle pass cause the battle pass is TRASH!! Well not trash but the PVP tokens are
They keep deleting bad reviews to hide the fact they are greedy and incompetent developers.
1) You don’t get to know the details of any card you go up against unless you have the card at the same level and memorized the information for that specific level, so you can’t play around it
Aka a card will say “this card deals damage”
2) they are Greedy $20 for one legendary when you need 6 to get to level 3
$2 per epic when you need 33 to get it to level 4
I’m sold :D
The Worlds best Ubisoft Game Ever 5/5
South Park Phone Destroyer is one of the best games I’ve ever played. It’s just like Clash Royal, but better. Trey Parker and Matt Stone are geniuses coming up with this game and Ubisoft wow you guys are awesome:). I hope to see more updates to it maybe a new character in phone destroyer or maybe give us a hint of what the new theme is going to be in south park phone destroyer. If its superheroes I will freak out and also give us a pack containing mint berry crunch in please do it. All right this is my review I hope to see more.
Very good game but just one problem 5/5
By butters the paladin360
I have had this game for a year now and I can say it is a ton of fun! Battling people is always different all of the cards are very unique and I recommend this to anyone that’s wants a game like clash royal but is more funny and has more cards. The one problem I do have is the cartmen boss fights... the amount of stuff he uses is to much and his hp is higher than towely on his 5th joint! Plz lower his hp! But still 10/10 game
GLITCH IS KILLING ME 4/5
By newest kid
Love the game but there is a glitch where touch does not respond during game, has caused me to lose some close games
The strangest review I’ve ever written. 1/5
This game should not be downloaded by anyone. It is so fun, you’ll spend every spare moment and dollar playing it. It will take over any other game you WERE playing and become the only game you play. You will take out a loan to be able to upgrade. The developers are aliens that know how to play us like finger puppets. They did such a good job I now need therapy to overcome my addiction to this game. Seriously the best fun I’ve ever on a mobile game.
One of if not the best card game. 5/5
This game is perfectly made, unlike other games of this kind you do not need to pay any money to play if you don’t mind a difficulty spike later on. The free packs aren’t jokes either, you can easily get a rare or epic. Overall this game is amazing.
Funny, addicting, and enjoyable game, but PvP is extremely inconsistent and frustrating. Opponents at times seem to be able to call out enemies at will while I’m struggling waiting for energy to build up.
Don’t receive rewards for playing PvP 1/5
Don’t receive rewards for playing PvP
Otherwise would be 5 stars
Great game but needs an update 4/5
It’s a really good game I do enjoy it but I can’t make any in app purchases, there is a loading screen that takes forever. Just needs that bug fix.
Great game, but poorly balanced 3/5
BALANCE POPE TIMMY. He is way too strong.
AND by Ubisoft. Doesn’t get any better.
Pay to win 2/5
It’s a pay to win game. Have played for a long time and pvp is just awful. Matched against players 4-5 levels higher. Both pvp and campaign hit spots where you need coins, or equipment to get any farther. So you have to pay to get the upgrade cards or equipment to level up your you will be stuck. The last straw I had is when these higher level people are purposely deranking and stomping lower levels.