Excellent game 5/5
Great gameplay is so easy to understand and get in love with this game, when u remember how fantastic was being a kid with all that imagination
TERRIBLE MATCHMAKING=UNPLAYABLE 1/5
Phone destroyer is a fun game that I as a HUGE South Park fan enjoyed, until it became clear that this is a RNG/PAY TO WIN. Take that and add matchmaking horror of going up against de-rankers and people who have legendarys when you have none, or just higher level people with more heath and higher level cards and you have your self a game that WAS fun until about Rank 25 but becomes a PVP nightmare after that. FIX LEGENDARY DROP RATES AND FIX MATCHMAKING!!!! some people have even complained of spending hundreds and still not getting legendary cards, I am F2P with none and won’t spend a dime on winning, I’ll spend when you provide a fair game.
Edit: still broken after months of not playing, I downloaded it again and played probably 25 or more matches and couldn’t win one game because of terrible matchmaking update that has no algorithm to match players of equal card upgrades/levels. Also screw returning players with new superhero cards that don’t have a story mode saga so you can’t even earn them in story mode??? Why do they use a terrible win/loss ranking system made for FPS games? How many games do I have to lose before it lowers my rank to a level playing field? Glad I dropped this game...
this game is the worst ive ever played, from the development, support to gameplay. You guys can flood this place with all the positive reviews you can, everybody knows those reviews are fake and this game is an train wreck from top to bottom
South Park 5/5
Such a fun game !!!
Almost everytime I get a free pack, the app always asks me to delete a certain amount of space. When I do that and retry, it asks for even more space. FIX THIS.
Get this 5/5
By thic daddy
Read the title
Great game! 5/5
I just wish. It was Pay once & enjoy
For as many update as this game MAKES you preform the game crashes EVERYTIME I play for more than 10 min. I loose wars and pvp matches while I loose anything I’m trying to do. And back when it first came out it wasnt a pay to win game but now I feel like it is. Idk just feels broken once again. N I’m on a iPhone 6
One of the best games I e played on the phone
Coolest game ever 5/5
By Leon Compt
It just cool
Best ever. 5/5
Only reason I use game center
Match making is a joke 1/5
Fix your game
Pretty nice 4/5
I like this game a lot actually and have been playing it for a bit now. One criticism I have is the PVP match ups. Some of the match ups are unfair as even though you guys have the same amount of trophy wins, you’ll face people 3-4 levels above you which means they have more health and more attacking power. It would be nice if it was equalized where people are matched up based on the appropriate level and trophy wins
best game ever played by myself 5/5
i loved the game to art was so good and i died wen i saw all the caricatures in the game!
By JohnyBones Guitaru
Give South Park more money prease!
Warning. You will play this and you will forget about things that are important. Like riding a bike or going on a hike. Now. I do it when I poop or at night. I play this game a lot. I come from a big Magic the Gathering youth. This game is similar in a way.
False advertising 3/5
Where is the option to watch ads for rewards? I've been playing this game for over a year, never have seen that option, but you claim in the opening of the game that's a option
What the heII is going on! 5/5
One of my favorite and most played games of all time!
This game has been in my life since it has been released and rarely have I missed a day. Current New Kid is 23. There’s sh!t I still don’t understand fully!
Totally insane and off the chart game unlike any other! I don’t even see this game advertised outside of South Park. (And there’s probably good reason...lol) This game can cause a love~hate relationship real quick! Totally fantastic audio and representation, along with phenomenal HD graphics.
Definitely not for the faint of heart, let alone those who don’t care for South Park!
SPPD is a game that is 100%%% for Whales, and is advertised accordingly, “inside the game.” Pretty st!tty, but that’s all part of this love~hate thing we got goin’ in! Granted, this game does have it’s fair share of problems; some fixed/“thought fixed”(lol!), some being looked at, and too many have been overlooked, forgotten or outright blatantly ignored!...I mean for seriously!
This game is still fresh, and the Ubisoft/Redlynx team seem to be hard at work, releasing a new theme and all! Thank a lot guys! You’re appreciated by some! 😘
The best game 5/5
This is the best game I have played on mobile in a while. It is also very funny. Keep up the good work😁
Love it been playing a year now. Best mobile game out imho
I never review. This is a great game. Wish it didn’t take so long for the 5 win reset and super rare cards are almost non existent from my play through. It didn’t take long for me to get a solid team that can hold its own in the 3000 range. Very fun. I did spend about 20 real bucks but it was deserved.
Can’t reset the game
Match making is terrible 1/5
Last update really broke the game. Match making takes forever. If it connects at all. Then opponent is over powered and i quit immediately
Great game with plenty of flaws. 1/5
Great fun however you will get ripped off multiple times in multiple ways. If you have any issues the team will get back to you fairly quickly however it being resolved is a whole other issue. You can also occasionally get cheated out of packs, wins, etc. etc. because of their issues. Plus most players will sit at a low level so they can mop easy wins. So don’t be surprised if many fights you will be pinned up against people you literally can’t do anything to. Level 8 against a level 21, 18, 19, etc. is never fair and very frustrating. However when the game goes how it should it is very fun and addicting.
Getting A DRAW even though you win... okay sure jan 3/5
Love the game but why is it that the last 3 seconds of Sudden Death where I manage to finally get my opponent down to nothing doesn’t matter? It’s always a Draw which doesn’t count for or against you, but still annoying. It clearly says 3 to 2 on top but the timer ticks down and it says Draw even though you won. I don’t understand. It’s frustrating.
HIV positive 5/5
HiV positive is my team name and we are killin it. Almost out of the wooden league and I just beat the campaign finally. I love this game so much. I may have to actually seek gaming addiction therapy. 😂
It’s suppose to frustrate you 1/5
By B-rad 189 of the 317
Update a year or 2 later. PVP matchmaking is still broke. The campaign is no longer impossible. But the feeling to just pay to win is still very present in this game. Just isn’t very subtle. Shame on Ubisoft .
And when it does they are expecting you to pay to win. The match making is absolute garbage. I have 2-3, and one level 4. I’m being match against 4-5s that make up their entire team. And don’t think you’ll be able to grind out the campaign for anything decent. PvP is where they want you and they can’t make it fair. Lost a lot of respect for Ubisoft and this scam.
I love South Park 5/5
Very funny love all the lil things they say
I want a refund 3/5
I just got a pack but you took my money
The best game EVVVVEEERRRR!!!! 5/5
it’s the best game ever it’s so good cause of the fighting and it’s type of technology and stuff
Great job!!! 5/5
By only the best get reviews
This game is awesome and fun to play, especially if you enjoy South Park. It’s literally South Park, not some knock off version watered down. So get ready to laugh and have fun. Download now!!
Nerf the amazingly randy level 3/5
Every other part of the PVE is pretty tame and the difficult levels are still bearable and can be completed by most except for the amazingly randy level. It’s almost impossible for most to beat and even those who know how can’t because you have to still be extremely lucky with it.
I just cant stand this game sometimes 3/5
I dont know if it’s my phone or just the app itself but it feels like the game is always against me like it wants me to lose. Wish there was an explantion to this
South Park Rules 5/5
Best Game EVER
So fun 5/5
This game is so fun I play it all the time and a lot of references from the show.
Has potential to be great but.... 1/5
There is a few problems which greatly hurt the playability of this game. First of all, in the deck making area there is 2 problems. One is that there is no option to delete decks. The second and much more serious problem is that there is no sorting option when it comes to deck building. There already is sorting by faction and amount of energy needed but there also needs to be an option to sort by class and damage. Then there is the problem with some of the classes. First, any tank should automatically have a taunt/agrro ability. This would help with better control of the battlefield. Second, the assassins need just a bit more health to make them a bit more viable or at least a passive dodge. To be fair I’ve been playing this game for less than a 2 weeks so maybe I might get more used to it but on the other hand, I play LOTS of games so I doubt my opinion would change. I’ll probably play this for maybe another week and see what happens from there.
Better not take a break 4/5
By Blayze 2K
This has become the ultimate pay to win experience. If you plan on taking a break from the game, just expect to lose every single P2P matchup.
Join The_Goo_Backs!!!! 5/5
I honestly love South Park and enjoy the hell outta this game. Thank you for the constant updates and new cards. When is that Kanye Gay Fish Card going to come out though? Can old event clothing appear in other events like it did in the event before the Classie event? Or at least in the store? Another idea I have is if you guys were to ever create a new theme it should defiantly be Coon & friends with Obviously all the Coon & friends members, Mintberry Crunch, Captain Hindsight, Cthulhu, etc.
Game was full of bugs and crashed a lot for me. Started off fun though
Phone Destroyer Rules 5/5
I’ve been looking for a fun game that’s challenging, but not impossible. I was looking for neat graphics and sounds. I like strategy and turn based strategy games. And I love South Park stuff, so when I got it, and have to admit I thought it would be thrown together, but it’s not, it’s super fun, deep, and hilarious. I gave it a 5 star review. You’re a towel!
Used to be great 2/5
The entire game is now about leveling up the hero deck, which means either spending money or waiting an eternity. The rest feels irrelevant since PVP is all about who has the stronger Mosquito. Maybe one of you has a paid for card and can end the game in 3 seconds to put everyone out of their misery. So much for all the other cards I’ve collected and leveled up. It’s all about the hero pack now. Disappointing as hell.
Almost good 2/5
Fun but with serious flaws. Besides the standard gatcha paywall to be relevant, it seriously cuts your ability to farm even common cards by increasing stage difficulty every time you clear it. This combined with quests to go kill certain mobs in single player, making it soon very difficult to even do. The other is their decision to matchmake regardless of card pool or levels. Literally been matched five games in a row at a 3+ level discrepancy. As you only level by boosting cards, its quite a serious cliff to be level 7 against a level 11 with every card several levels up on you. If the loading screens are accurate, they mention matchmaking based on wins, so one can only assume they are tanking matches to stay in the beginner pools
Toxic game. Poorly designed. 1/5
By FAKE INFORMATION HONEYPOT
WARNING: This game is poorly and intentionally designed to frustrate players - in the hopes that they will spend money. It’s so obvious, it’s an embarrassment to the designers. My friend won’t watch the tv show now after how "unfair" the game structure is. How sad is that! I’m a diehard South Park fan. If that happened to him, I wonder how many viewers they’ve lost because of the game companies that talked them into doing this. I agree that the game is not worth the time - even after a day of play.
The creators of South Park even did an episode talking about "freemium gaming." They are sick hypocrites for endorsing this psycho-manipulation game. I think I’ll stop watching the show myself just out of principle. I think I’ll go back to candy crush thank you lol.
(To the developers… Before you send the cliché and almost offensive automated response of “I’m sorry you didn’t like the game but it’s 100% free to play…" yes that is absolutely true, but just because a game is “free to play “, does not mean that it is fun, ETHICAL, or worth your time... unless of course you have a credit card ;0. Also, if "our feedback was appreciated", you would actually be doing something about the thousands of people who leave negative feedback instead of pasting automated responses. I’d love to hear what you have to say about this Ubi.
It gets better 4/5
Not perfect. Has glitches and problems, but it’s a lot better then when I started playing. A bit addictive
They just care about making money they don’t care about fixing the game, Matchmaking is horrible, there’s a lot of players cheating, and don’t buy from the store cuz it won’t give you what you payed for it crashes the game. It has potential to be a great game but like I said they don’t care about it
Just another stupid pay to win game, save your time and money.
KEEPS CRASHING 1/5
By Miss Alice Malice
Crashes multiple times a day. Always happens during battle, when lots of stuff is going on. Crashes in PvP *and* single player.
NOT COOL. Please fix!!!!!
Fun so Fun can’t stop 5/5
This is a awesome game it’s so awesome I’m telling my friends I luv dis game